I was sleeping quite soundly when I was abruptly awoken by a heavy Kraymer paw to the chest, followed by a most rancid smell filling my nose. Bleck.

I woke up and turned on the light and noticed that I was surrounded by multiple piles of puke. um. Seriously?

Kramyer has NEVER puked on a bed in all 5+ years I have had him. Never. So what does my dog do? Waits to puke on the new comforter which I can't wash at home cuz it's HUGE and dry clean only. Excellent. After stripping the bed down to the mattress pad (he's a power puker apparently) and washing him since he had puke on himself, we are attempting to sleep on the couch, although I doubt I will sleep. I hafta keep the laundry rolling at this point... blankets, sheets, mattress pads, his bed which I made him lie in while I cleaned before I was aware he got puke in that too... bleh.

I called my local dry cleaner to see if they were open yet, alas they are prolly still sleeping... oh well.

Happy Tuesday everyone! I am tiiiiiired.