Good Sunday, Blog Pals:
    Well the Royal Wedding was nice. I went over to brother Bubba's and watched it on the flat screen. Felt like I was actually there....in my baggy sweats, holey food stained tee shirt that reads "I'm With Stupid" tube sox with no elastic and fuzzy red slippers. I think I might have been overdressed. Anyhoo, it was grand and went off without a hitch. I kept expecting to see Kate and Wills to break out into giggles as they stood at the alter, or one of the angelic choirboys pick his nose on worldwide tv, or Kate running back down the aisle screaming "NO..NO... I don't want to marry into this crazy arse family. It's a madhouse...A MADHOUSE!!!" But unfortunately nothing like that happened and it was all very endearing. When Kate arrived at the altar Wills leaned over and said "You look beautiful". It was at that point that I got something in my eye. Then off to Buckingham Palace for the famous balcony kiss. Wills broke with the tradition of one chaste peck and laid two really good smacks on Kate. It looked like there might have been some tongue in that last one. I thought this was way cool.
    Elsewhere on the tube, they broadcast the White House Corespondent's Dinner. The President was actually funny; the comedian Seth Meyers, was not. He had one funny joke ( to wit: "If the President's hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party will support it.") but the rest fell flat. Trump was there and the President skewered him good. The Donald was smiling wanly and nodding but you can tell he was thinking "20 years ago, this guy would've been getting us coffee". Not an original thought from more than one lying scum politition, I might add. Look up "horse's patoot" in the dictionary and there's Trump's picture.
    Well, MyBloggerstown, that's about it from Cow Snot; where men are men and sheep are nervous. Have a good week, everyone.
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