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The Official Bugg Birth Cetificate Disclosed

     In the interest of full disclosure, I have permitted the release of my official birth certificate.  In the event that I should begin to consider thinking about mebee forming an exploratiory committee for the nomination for Grand Imperial Poobah in 2012, I don't want some snooty blowhard with bad hair casting dispersions on my true birthplace.  So here it is.

          STATE OF WEST BY GOD VIRGINIA
            CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH(?)

NAME OF YUNG'UN: Honey Jasper Inconsolata
                                 Whoozits
NAME OF MAMA:   Loretta Jane Whoozits
                              (nee: O'Blather)

NAME OF DADDY(If uncertain, list three likely
                             suspects): Walter Fredrick
                             Whoozits
RELATIONSHIP OF DADDY TO MAMA:
(check all that apply)
first cousin
brother
uncle
nephew
grandpappy

NAME OF ONE HORSE TOWN, WIDE SPOT IN ROAD, CAVE, VET CLINIC, TRAILER PARK, WHERE BORN: White Lightnin'Luxury Mobile Home Court, Devil's Asshole, West By God Virginia
DATE OF BIRTH: Some month with a "j" in it,
                            1950 sumpin' er other.

Certified by me on or near this date.

Signed:
Ernest Lee Crooked
County Clerk


      So, there.  Take THAT and pound it up yer apprentice, Mr. Trump.

reguards
yer now let's see yers(birth certificate that is) pal
bugg







  

    

posted on Apr 28, 2011 3:50 PM ()

Comments:

Ah stand ready to serve in any way possible, cuz! Thank goodness we've got that nasty birth certificate issue settled. Now, I jest hav one question? Is that the SHORT or the LONG version???
comment by redimpala on May 5, 2011 8:13 AM ()
I still have you penciled in as Attorney General, cuz. You being my only "relative" in MyBloggerstown. If its good enough fer the Kennedys, its good enough for us.. its the long form....the short form just has spaces for "sire" and "dam".

reguards
yer fully disclosed pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on May 5, 2011 5:28 PM ()
All 20 of mine go to you and Hobbes for Vice purrsident.
comment by elderjane on Apr 29, 2011 10:08 AM ()
now there's an idear who's time has come.

reguards
yer forward thinking pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Apr 30, 2011 6:40 AM ()
I always wondered about that..."Certificate of Live Birth". Mine says that too. Trump is such an a-----e!
comment by dragonflyby on Apr 29, 2011 7:21 AM ()
yes he is....I cannot believe the american people are stupid enough to elect this boob. but I guess that's what the Germans said in 1933 when a bigoted, egotistiscal blowhard with a funny mustache was elected.

reguards
yer deja vu all over again pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on May 1, 2011 4:08 AM ()
BTW: Hobbes is running for "Purresident..." maybe. He can't announce until his TV show, YOU'RE FIRED, YOU TOUPEE-WEARING MORON!" is off the TV schedule for the season. Federal election rules, you know. Also, he declined to be a contestant on DWTS. He will announce officially some time in May, followed by a huge party. Stay tuned.
comment by jondude on Apr 29, 2011 6:53 AM ()
hey, that will be a cool ticket. there's plenty of room in the Oval office for both of us. we can teach Hobby to walk backward and his butt would look better than Donald's toup.

reguards
yer and make more sense when it talks too, pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Apr 30, 2011 6:39 AM ()
Like some credit card, priceless! I now have a reason to live!
comment by solitaire on Apr 29, 2011 5:49 AM ()
thank you, mah fella Amurican, fer yer support.

reguards
yer a change gonna come pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on May 1, 2011 4:10 AM ()
Bless your heart, it's the old Bugg back amongst us.
comment by troutbend on Apr 29, 2011 12:52 AM ()
mebee my seasonal effective disorder is lifting at last

reguards
yer springtime in the Rockies at last mebee pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on May 1, 2011 4:12 AM ()
You've outdone yourself. You've got my vote!!
comment by jerms on Apr 28, 2011 8:48 PM ()
tanks....it was an issue that needed to be adressed before the slimey media got their filthy mits on it.

reguards
yer nipping it in the bud pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on May 1, 2011 4:16 AM ()
comment by marta on Apr 28, 2011 7:02 PM ()
Sorry--it is a phony--Ernest Lee signed his name with an X!!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 28, 2011 4:10 PM ()
he never had no book larnin'

reguards
yer and he's also president of the local community college pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Apr 28, 2011 4:15 PM ()
I loved it.
comment by fredo on Apr 28, 2011 3:57 PM ()
now we can move on to more substantive issues.

reguards
yer like if Michelle ever had a boob job pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Apr 28, 2011 4:19 PM ()
You are the bestest lady...
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 28, 2011 3:54 PM ()
thank you Kris....now you'll know how to cast yer 20 votes come election day.

reguards
yer vote early and vote often pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Apr 28, 2011 4:20 PM ()

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