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Where Does the Time Go

Good Sunday Morn, MyBloggerstown:
      I can't believe its been almost a month since I've graced these hallowed pages. I am such a slacker.  I just don't have a whole lotta motivation to do anything anymore.  It's either the heat or my physical condition one.  
      Not a lot happening here in Cow Snot since Rodeo Days have come and gone.. and with it most of the ijit tourists, although some die hards remain.  I know its good for the local economy to have these yahoos running about but they are still a major pain in the ass.
     Well, I have found myself yet another primary care physician.  He's one of many in one of the bigger practices in town.  Seems like a decent guy who has apparently just gotten out of med school/residency and is fairly young(30ish).  So he comes in to examine me and holds out his hand for a shake. I hadn't caught his name at first so I asked and he sez "Just call me Ike".  So then I'm checking out and making a follow up appointment. I ask the nurse what his last name is:
Me: "I didn't catch the doctor's last name."
Nurse: " Its ridiculous"
Me(chuckling): "Oh, ... a real eye chart huh?'
Nurse: "No, its Ridiculous."
   She hands me one of his appointment cards and it reads "Dr. I. B. Ridiculous, MD."  Oh, well.  I kinda like the idea of having a doctor fresh out of med school. He will not have had a chance to forget all he learned. Anyhoo, we shall see how this works out.
       Acording to my nieces Lulubelle and Jethrene, school is gonna start here in a coupla weeks. My god, where did the summer go?  Daisy May and Jethro, Jethrene's two, due to the fact that they are Irish Twins(11 months apart) will be in kindergarten, Wednesday and Damien(Lulubelle's two) will be in first grade and second grade respectively.  Jeez Louise, I am getting old. I realized the other day that with Mama's passing I am the oldest female in the family.  I am a matriarch. Unbelieveable.  I do hope those children remember me fondly when they are older and tell their kids about their Auntie Bugg.  Sigh. 
Well, that's about it. Have a good weekend, everyone.

reguards
yer feeling my age and then some pal
bugg
    

posted on Aug 15, 2010 6:04 AM ()

Comments:

How funny is that? There is just no accounting for some names.
comment by dragonflyby on Aug 18, 2010 2:01 PM ()
yeah....some of them can be real tongue twisters.

reguards
yer getting the knots out pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 22, 2010 2:52 AM ()
'yer absolutely right, Marty. Be thinking about which ambasadorship you want.'
How about to Cuban Florida????
comment by greatmartin on Aug 18, 2010 8:16 AM ()
you sure know how to pick the glamore spots

reguards
yer concider it done, Mr. Ambasador pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 22, 2010 2:54 AM ()
My doctor doesn't have a last name, like most "criminals" use only one name
comment by anacoana on Aug 17, 2010 1:32 PM ()
and his diploma reads "issued by Cracker Jack Inc."

reguards
yer reading the fine print pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 3:47 AM ()
How about my son's proctologist - Dr. Butts?
comment by nenah on Aug 17, 2010 8:05 AM ()
Cousin Patti once had a gynecologist named "Dr. Bush"

reguards
yer ya can't make this stuff up pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 3:52 AM ()
comment by cindy on Aug 16, 2010 4:23 PM ()
Dr. Ridiculous? and Gary's Dr. Flake? Are you two telling the truth?
comment by elderjane on Aug 16, 2010 11:41 AM ()
yes....cause I don't want him to read this and a) sue me or b)remove my hemmrhoids and not my brain tumor. but his name is an eye chart. that part is true

reguards
yer being cautious pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 3:54 AM ()
Hey, Bugg, we missed you. Your humorous posts lighten my mood and brighten my day. I love to read about Cow Snot, wherever in the world that is.
comment by jerms on Aug 15, 2010 6:42 PM ()
well, tanks jer...I need to get on the stick and write more often.

reguards
yer slacker pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 3:56 AM ()
This whole month is zipping by like a clown on a banana peel. Mr. Tbend's Dr's last name is Flake.
comment by troutbend on Aug 15, 2010 6:16 PM ()
it sure is....the nights are cooling down. a sure sign of winter.

reguards
yer did I just see a snowflake? pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 3:58 AM ()
Every one is feeling old.So liked kris said stopped and live.
comment by fredo on Aug 15, 2010 2:38 PM ()
yer right...no sense fretting about the inevitable.

reguards
yer smelling the roses pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 3:59 AM ()
Hey Bugg! Good to hear from you. I hadn't heard the term "Irish twins" before although Donna has and is telling me all about it. Guess I should know; I came from a neighborhood like that... six kids was about the average!
comment by jjoohhnn on Aug 15, 2010 9:13 AM ()
our old neighborhood had a coupla sets too. and they weren't even Irish

reguards
yer so I guess we call them "inbred hillbilly twins" pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 4:01 AM ()
Isn't it time for you to start campaigning or at least to put the ijits and yahoos in their place?
comment by greatmartin on Aug 15, 2010 9:01 AM ()
yer absolutely right, Marty. Be thinking about which ambasadorship you want.

reguards
yer remembering my friends pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 4:03 AM ()
awe... stop feeling old, will ya?
I can't believe that doctors name... I mean seriously...
comment by kristilyn3 on Aug 15, 2010 7:40 AM ()
Well, it isn't Ridiculous but it is ridiculous hee hee.

reguards
yer taking literary license pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Aug 18, 2010 4:07 AM ()

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