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To:Â Sen. John S. McCain (Jackass- Arizona)
 From: Poobah Candidate Honey J. Bugg (Who Gives a Shit- West By God)
Dear John:
    It's over. I have found another and I want a divor.....oh wait....wrong letter. sorry
Dear Sen. McCain:
    So now it is down to two. Just you and the skinny black kid with the funny name. You have yer work cut out for you. I think you are up to the challenge, no matter how many wise cracks they might make about your age. I read your book "Faith of My Fathers." and found it fascinating. I physically cringed when you described how you were tortured. I thought it was quick thinking when you, when asked to disclose the names of the men in your squadron, gave the enemy the names of the defensive line of the Green Bay Packers. You did all that your country demanded of you and more and for that reason you will always be a true American hero in my eyes and in the eyes of all good Amuricans. And we all thank you and all those who served for their sacrifice.
    I do disagree with you as reguards the war in Iraq. It is useless, stupid, and is bleeding our economy dry. It does nothing to enhance our security and is one big clusterfuck. We also differ on universal health insurance. Think for a moment. You have had the benefit of having the finest health care available to you, both as a naval officer and as a member of the United States Senate. Shouldn't the ordinary schmuck who works hard ever' day and pays taxes out the ying yang have this same privilege...not only for himself but for his family? Why can't the biggest, richest nation on earth take care of the health of its citizens?  Socialized medicine? So what?Â
    I also take umbrage to your immigration policy. You favor an "amnesty" plan for lawbreakers who take jobs away from hard working Amuricans. And you call yerself a CONSERVATIVE? I beg to differ. Your own state of Arizona is a major gateway for illegal immigration and you need to wake up and smell the blanket farts here.
    Your policies as stated are way too much like the unmitigated disaster that is the Dubya Dumbass presidency and if continued, the country for which you fought so bravely, the Constitution you swore to protect and defend will be just a tattered memory. Â
    But, you won't have to worry about, my dear senator, because the winds of change are blowing. And come January of Aught Nine there will be a new breeze in the White House. And that tempest will be ME.  Yes, the Bugg Revolution is on the horizion and you'd best just pull up that rockin' chair, plant yer wrinkled, old ass on it and wait for the mailman to deliver yer pension check from the Crimean War.
reguards
yer not that yer old or nuthin' pal
bugg
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