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Good Evening, MyBloggerstown:
    Lemme tell ya, I'm madder than a bear shitting tumb tacks. Went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I checked carefully to make sure I had all the required proofs of indentity (old license, utility bill, voter registration, social security card etc etc). When the license was issued three years ago, they mispelled my middle name. It's spelled JaspER ; they have it spelled JaspAR. So I asked the overpaid, inbred, pinhead, slacker of a public servant to change it. Between filing her nails, chewing her gum, chatting with her cronies and adjusting her bra strap she informed me that I'd need my birth certificate and my marriage certificate....in order to change one little letter. Now ordinarily I wouldn't have cared so much but now, given my state of wheellessness, it's quite complicated and time consuming for me to get to the DMV office. I tried to reason with her ("This is complete and utter bullshit") but she was implacable. So now I have to go out yet again tomorow.....in the heat and mebee rain, and troupe down there one more time. Why do they make it soooo difficult to do a simple thing like renew your driver's license? I mean, I have no criminal record, I am not behind in any child support payments, my driving record is impecable and I am not a terrorist nor an illegal alien. (if I were, they'd pro'lly give me a license giftwrapped.) What is this world coming to.
    On top of all this, they have no tomatoes in the store. In the wake of the salmenella scare, every grocery store in town has removed every tomato present. How am I supposed to have salad without tomatoes(not to mention cheeseburgers)? I'd rather eat dirt. Â
    On a brighter note, my sunburn is beginning to peel. I'm having all sorts of fun plucking off huge swatches of dead skin. Some people are way too easily amused and have way too much time on their hands.
Have a good weekend, everyone.
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reguards
yer "is it any wonnnnderrrr" pal
bugg
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. WalMart has several bins/shelves of tomatoes. Is anyone purchasing them??? NOT! I've got my 'maters growing in my little garden. With God as my witness, I will have a tomatoe sammich! *raises fist to air and closes eyes for that special GWTW moment*
and hey, at least you are retired so you can go during the non busy times! 
