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Life & Events > Breaking News: Poobah Candidate Hospitalised
 

Breaking News: Poobah Candidate Hospitalised


(AP, CNN, NBC, Reuters, Buggnews)
     Poobah Candidate Honey J. Bugg(Who Gives A Shit-West By God) was hospitalized overnight Saturday after suffering chest pains, heart palpitations, and shortness of breath.  Dr. Ranjapor V. Punjab, associate of Ms. Bugg's personal physicial, Dr. Jawaharal S. Whalebutt indicated that tests showed Ms. Bugg did not, repeat, NOT have a heart attack, but that he felt it wise to admit her and perform myriad tests(in voice of Apu on speed, bad rug askew) "just to be on the safe side.  She does have a history of cardiac problems and continues to eat crap like the world will end tomorrow."  After all tests were analysed, and after much whining, kvetching, and bitching ("get me the hell outa here!!! I got a campaign to wage, dammit, and there's only 9 days left") Ms. Bugg was released with a fistful of prescriptions and admonishments to just chill and lay off the deep fried Twinkies for awhile. 
     Ms.  Bugg is scheduled to resume her campaign jugernaught(the operative word here being "jug") after returning home to change Hawaiian shirts and plaid capri pants.

posted on Oct 26, 2008 10:21 PM ()

Comments:

"the "scarring" on my heart, discovered at my last stress test, might be just the shadow of my boob(I'm not making that up). Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar. I don't know how these people remain in practice." Oh boy, I'm finally under control enough to comment on that one. As my favorite Aunt Kate used to say, Someone had to be last in the class at med. school.
And as for you diet, have you ever tried fried baloney sandwiches? They are a true west-Michigan delicacy.
comment by catdancer on Nov 22, 2008 3:54 PM ()
Sorry you were ill.
comment by elderjane on Nov 1, 2008 7:12 AM ()
Really glad it wasn't serious and that you are ok.
comment by hopefields on Nov 1, 2008 1:09 AM ()
Well, glad to know my early votes... er, VOTE I mean, won't go to waste. BTW, ya ever have deep-fried Oreos? Way yummy!

reguards
yer- if it aint deep-fried, it aint food pal
jwrone
comment by jwrone on Oct 29, 2008 1:56 PM ()
I am glad to see you have retained your infamous sense of humor, and that nothing serious happened. God knows if you did, all sorts of conspiracy theories could surface. Oops, I was thinking of Blogster.
comment by busymichmom on Oct 27, 2008 7:30 PM ()
twinkies and fries sounds like a great bedtime snack.
comment by butterfly1969 on Oct 27, 2008 6:35 PM ()
They are all here.Campaigning.Hillary,McCain.etc.
They loved our wonderful state of NH.
comment by fredo on Oct 27, 2008 2:20 PM ()
I had my own "fake heart attack" about a year ago. I had severe chest pains, and drove myself to the emergency room. The immediately gave me an EKG. The emergency room read the results and told me that I either just had a heart attack or I was having one presently.
Scared the #### out of me. Come to find out, the idiot hooked the electrodes up wrong.
All I had was a bad case of gas!
comment by hayduke on Oct 27, 2008 9:24 AM ()
You'll show that wuss Cheney how to do it!!!!!
Love you--take care--only a few fried twinkies a day--no more boxes!!
comment by greatmartin on Oct 27, 2008 7:42 AM ()
Oh, Buggs ... it sounds lik eyou had a really tough weekend. I am glad it was not as serious as it could have been. Take care and relax.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Oct 27, 2008 6:58 AM ()
We got yer back, Buggs. Take a day off to rest and watch those jumbo fries.
comment by jondude on Oct 27, 2008 6:18 AM ()
Awe Buggs!!! I hope you are doing much much better... we need you around here! Shall I fax you some salad?
comment by kristilyn3 on Oct 27, 2008 6:14 AM ()
we have you covered Buggs. The press is very understanding. Cases of twinkies are sitting at the front door of the headquarters. Flowers are starting to arrive, along with cases of Dr. Peppers from someone in Dallas Texas. Hang in there Buggs.
comment by cindy on Oct 27, 2008 6:10 AM ()
We're gonna' have to call off the Hawaiian vaca....er campaigning for a while Cuzzin' Bugs. Too much pork and poi is not good for the ol' ticker!
comment by redimpala on Oct 27, 2008 5:49 AM ()
As Homer J. Simpson whould say: Mmmmmmm deep fried twinkies.....
Hope you're feeling better. Take it easy.
comment by nittineedles on Oct 27, 2008 12:09 AM ()

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