Jon, nine Motrin? That can't be any worse for your liver than a good slug of Scotch to help dull the pain and help you sleep. Just looking at the picture makes my face hurt.
OMG, I am so out of touch with the real world at least where sex is concerned but at my age what can you expect. I have never heard of "squirting" and it sounds pretty damn nasty to me. You and Kristilyn have got to keep me better informed so I can at least act like I know what the hell is going on.
How very, very sad. The guilt will stay with his wife and kids forever. I am so sorry for your friends loss. Just be the shoulder she can cry on; she will need you to be there for her.
We get dozens of packages from UPS every day at work and rarely have a problem with retaped or damaged cartons, however, I do think they rummage through residential mail for whatever reason. Expect more screws ups (no pun intended); I hears UPS is hiring 50,000 temporary workers for the upcoming holiday season.
I hope they have a loving, happy marriage unlike Charles and Diana. She is really beautiful.
That's priceless!
What a beautiful tribute to an exceptional lady! I think you are both lucky to have each other. Happy Birthday to Mary Ellen, you lucky girl.
Ok, I have to agree with AJ. You had me laughing; not at you but at your wicked sense of humor. I wish the parents of all autistic children could read this to get inspiration Julian is very lucky to have your for his Mom. You are amazing.
Every time I see our flag I get tears in my eyes. You never really appreciate what it means until you live in a foreign country like I did. Our National Anthem always makes me cry. God bless America.
Oh boy, I am just like you. I seem to make a mountain out of a mole hill. Glad everything worked out ok. Your pictures are perfect.
OMG, my Mother had a food mill just like the one in the picture. My son still tells his wife, "Nobody can mix mashed potatoes like my Momma". I'm sure she gets tired of hearing that and one day will probably bop him up side his head. If I served instant potatoes, my husband would probably leave the table.
What a wonderful story! I admire people who adopt adult dogs, most people want a cute little puppy and forget they grown into adult dogs. All of my cats and dogs are rescue animals. Thanks for this post, Fredo.
I have had a pit bull for 6 years and he is the most gentle of all my four dogs. He weighs about 110 lbs and he is scared to death of my cat, Belle, who probably weighs 18 lbs. She dominates him. He plays with my small dog, Abby (20 lbs), grabbing her by the scruff of the neck and drags her across the yard never hurting her. They are best friends. I agree with you it's the ignorant owner and not necessarily the breed. My Casey is a gentle giant.
I know what you mean about the birthday business...mine is 12/17. Bad time to have a birthday. You are right about everything being so damn expensive. As a single Mother to three, I don't know how you do it. I don't have that problem as my "kids" are 46 and 41. I just cringe when I get to the checkout at the grocery store, it's just insane how everything seems to increase in price around the holidays.
Wow, I cannot believe that is Marmalade...she has gotten so big. That is a precious picture. Cats sleep in the strangest places.