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Italian Style Pregnancy


ITALIAN STYLE " Pregnancy"

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a Pregnancy Kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says ... 'Who was the
pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed
in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.


He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them ... 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.


Additionally, if a Girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, (2) Retail stores,
a Townhouse, a Beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.


If a Boy is born, my legacy will be a couple Factories and a $4,000,000
bank account. If Twins, they will receive a Factory and $2,000,000 each.

However,
If there is a Miscarriage, what would you suggest I do?

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ...

'You gonna try again.'










posted on Nov 15, 2010 2:27 PM ()

Comments:

That is a great story.
comment by elderjane on Nov 17, 2010 6:20 AM ()
Thanks.
reply by fredo on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 AM ()
That's priceless!
comment by gapeach on Nov 16, 2010 7:06 PM ()
funny!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 16, 2010 9:24 AM ()
comment by febreze on Nov 15, 2010 2:32 PM ()
Cute?
reply by fredo on Nov 15, 2010 3:41 PM ()

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