You may have seen this or not.
Funny we do not have one here.LOL.




> My Trip To Costco
>
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO
> buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
> for my loyal pet, Molson, the Wonder Dog and was in the
> checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since
> I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I
> didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again... I added that I
> probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
> I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
> tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV s in both arms.
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
> eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
> complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
> mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
> my story.)
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
> the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
> an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
> attack he was laughing so hard.
> Costco won't let me shop there anymore..
>
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
> world to think of crazy things to say.
>