I hardly ever have a pair of socks that match. The sock
monster steals them from the washing machine or the dryer,
leaving me with yet another stray sock.

There is another monster who lives at my house who either hides my glasses or breaks off an ear piece. Fortunately,
I only need them for reading.

My solution is to pin my socks to another garment
before putting them in the laundry to thwart the sock
monster and his evil ways. I haven't decided what to do
about the glasses monster, other than go to the dollar tree
and buy several pairs at one time. I am currently mourning
the loss of my zebra striped glasses that I really fancied.