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Entertainment > Humor > Does Eating Pizza Reveal Personality?
 

Does Eating Pizza Reveal Personality?

According to Parade Magazine, your eating style tells all.
It tickled me but at the same time was spot on for me.

The Folder: You are a multitasker who is on the to, and you believe in eating to live, rather than living to eat. Food
is just not important to you. (My first husband was a Folder
and they are a trial to live with.)

The Pizza Surgeon: You are a martyr -you don't mind suffering first if there is a treat later. This is why you
carefully cut away the edges of the crust and scrape off the
cheese, which you can savor last.

The Hands On Eater: You consume pizza the traditional way,
with your hands, cheese side up. You are nonjudgmental, you go with the flow, and you enjoy life slowly.

The Knife and Fork Holder: You like order and organization,
keep your emotions in check,are scrupulously clean, and focus
on one task at a time.

Does this describe you?

posted on Mar 11, 2012 10:05 AM ()

Comments:

I must be a mess- I use all of the above techniques depending upon many things like the number of toppings, the firmness of the crust, the temperature of the pizza, or who I am eating with. I avoid a knife and fork but have done that too.
comment by dragonflyby on Mar 14, 2012 10:21 AM ()
If I use chopsticks, what does that make me?
comment by solitaire on Mar 13, 2012 5:08 AM ()
I am the hands on eater while dakota is the pizza surgeon! He eats all the toppings first, then the rest of it.
comment by elkhound on Mar 12, 2012 3:42 AM ()
We use plates for our pizza. Ed always asks for a knife and fork. I just pick u the piece and nibble from the tip until it is gone. I am not sure what part of the profile I fall into. I think Rick Sanctimoron probably asks his wife to cut it for him in perfect little squares. And she's happy to do it, what with being married to the all time chief husband she has always dreamed of until that time when she blows his brains out.
comment by tealstar on Mar 11, 2012 3:10 PM ()
You are a traditional eater. I would hate to be Mrs. Santorum, just having
all those kids and living with him would be hell on earth.
reply by elderjane on Mar 12, 2012 3:13 AM ()
Depends on what kind of pizza - thick needs a fork, thin calls for folding.
comment by troutbend on Mar 11, 2012 2:53 PM ()
Right out of the box with no silverware. That's the way we do it.
reply by elderjane on Mar 12, 2012 3:15 AM ()
Right on, sista.
reply by tealstar on Mar 11, 2012 3:08 PM ()
Hands on here!
comment by marta on Mar 11, 2012 1:24 PM ()
It's the best way!
reply by elderjane on Mar 11, 2012 1:34 PM ()
Hmmm the dogs eat our crust.
comment by kristilyn3 on Mar 11, 2012 12:02 PM ()
The crust is the best part.
reply by elderjane on Mar 11, 2012 1:35 PM ()
I for one eat with my hand the traditional way.
Mike eat it with fork and knife and drive me up the wall on this
wonder if he used this when enjoying a candy bar.
comment by fredo on Mar 11, 2012 10:10 AM ()
I eat it the traditional way and if y ou come to my house, I might offer you
a plate but I don't like to get dirty dishes when they aren't needed.
reply by elderjane on Mar 11, 2012 1:37 PM ()

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