Please feel free to add to this list: Pretend we're assembling a bunch of military men and name them. Their ranks include at least General, Major, and Private. If you think of any Colonels or other ranks, that would be great.

The TV show How I Met Your Mother used to mention this kind of thing a lot, and the characters would salute when a phrase came up.

Their names have to be phrases you'd instantly recognize. "Majors" can be a little overdone, since it's usually a slang usage. I knew a girl whose mother got a government job that assigned her to the military and gave her an instant rank. She was Asian, surnamed Fun. Her kids liked that and said she'd always been Major Fun, even before this job.

PRIVATE PROPERTY
MAJOR HASSLE
GENERAL DISDAIN
GENERAL TOPIC
MAJOR HEADING
GENERAL IDEA
PRIVATE MATTER
MAJOR PAIN
PRIVATE ENTERPRISE
PRIVATE BANKING
GENERAL FOODS
PRIVATE SECTOR
PRIVATE PARTS
MAJOR INTERSECTION
PRIVATE ENTRANCE
GENERAL ADMISSION
MAJOR UPHEAVAL
MAJOR UNDERTAKING
GENERAL ANESTHESIA
MAJOR OPERATION
PRIVATE DRIVEWAY
PRIVATE ROADGENERAL USAGE
GENERAL UNDERSTANDINGPRIVATE EYE
MAJOR ORGANS
PRIVATE IDAHO
PRIVATE LISTING
GENERAL MISCONDUCT
MAJOR LEAGUE
GENERAL APPROBATION


One for computer nerds: COLONEL PANIC