Why Hello Friends,

I am having a rare moment of being home alone so I thought I would write instead of stalking on Facebook. It has been an eventful winter thus far. Can Black Widows survive the winter? Let’s not even talk about...

Are there still chat rooms? I don't like the Facebook Chat... If I am going to have an awkward conversation I would rather have it with a stranger... It’s easier! I miss A/S/L icebreaker... Now we all just know too much about each other, the mystery is gone.

I miss wondering who exactly I am talking to. Remember when you didn’t know who they where? I met one from the internet years ago he was addicted to ibuprofen. I never seen him again, but I think of him every time I pop an Advil. Now it’s all on the table upfront and in your face. I know where you are all the time, the exact longitude and latitude to your house. What your dogs name is and if you have been feeling regular lately. Not real you, the other yous.

I think it is funny to actually know what everyone is thinking. It has changed how I see some and re-affirmed so preset stereo type you fit in. Not stereo type like your think, but just little categories you may just fit in, but they are all equal. There are the Ultra politico, Religious fanatics and Atheist. I make those two sit together in the same category of OK I HEAR YOU! Now shut up…

Ooh how I love the pissed off. Oh they are so mad and SOMEONE did not stop them from getting on the internet! Shame shame…. Step away from your computer or wait I am bored, wanna use my WI FI? Come on do it, you can’t help it because you are mad, mad, MAD!

I DO NOT MAKE THE FOODIES SIT WITH THE VEGANS! That would just be mean… I know what fifteen people scattered across the states is having for lunch! It has forced me to defrost a piece of steak and the last (last because they are bad and blah blah blah) can of green beans for my Brunch. There will no pictures, just a little shame…

So I better go now and see what everyone is doing, thinking, loving, hating, regretting, eating, purchasing, loosing, tolerating, watching, avoiding and chasing.

I am starting to wonder what’s for dinner….