*WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS A VERY ANGRY RANT FROM A VERY ANGRY WOMAN!*

So look I am PISSED OFF!!! I am so mad that I already figured out twenty minitues a go that if something spectacular did not happen immediatly someone was going to go DOWN!!! I was not picky I would take a Walgreen Clerk! A poor inocennt clerk that I have met SEVERAL times and was very nice to. I would verblly castrait them. Slapp em with a glare that would burn straight thru!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna do it. I WAS FOR REALS! I went there looking for a fight and a pack of NEWPORTS THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Oh when I seen the helpless victim IT WAS ON!

I din't do it... BUT I WANTED TO! Instead I was as nice as one can be in this sort of state of mind and I started crying by the time I hit the car. Cried all the way home (we live less that 45 seconds away from Walgreens)... It was sad.

When I pulled in I knew I had to pull it together before seeing the family. The tears stopped and I was instantly PISSED OFF!!! SOME ONE WAS GOING TO GET IT! THE DOOR WAS LOCKED SO I BANGED ON IT JUST WAITING FOR THE FOOL THAT WOULD OPEN IT!!! IT WAS ON!!!!!!!!!

And it was for about 30 seconds until I seen the left over pasta from dinner. I told the man that I just needed a momment. To PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I reheated pasta found my diet pepsi and went to the basement and turned on this computer and threw TWO laundry baskets around and accidentlly crushed a box the man wanted to save. Yes it was an accident, I didn't know stomping on it that few of times that it would be crushed. I was going for dented..

I sat down and realized I was losing my mind. Right before the first tear. I remembered pasta!!! I began eating it when I started writing this and I can tell you for the first time tonight I do not feel like attacking or crying. Pasta is a good friend. Nothing like a "it's all good hug" from a bowl of pasta.

Perhaps for sanity reasons I will carrry an emergency Bowl of Pasta everywhere I go. Everytime I feel the urge to say "fuck off" to someone or really feel my feelings and cry I can just bust out the emergency pasta!

I would love to say to someone "HURRY I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION! I NEED MY EMERGENCY PASTA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! HURRY YOU FOOL GET THE PAST BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!"

I feel so much better now! Thank you for listening, I know, I know, I thought it was going to be a rant for sure. I was going to go on and on about the idiots I spent the good part of my evening with. I WAS GOING TO NAME NAMES! Oh thank God for Pasta.

I am now going to go bask in my after pasta glow and smoke me a Newport....