Man it is late. I have an announcement to make "WE ARE MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE OF PURGATORY!" We have been looking for something since at least January and finally our ship has come in! I literally feel like the little piggy that is leaving his house of sticks for the much more secure roomy brick house.

No more worrying about the big bad wolf or if the neighbors dead tree is going to snap with a little wind and kill us in our sleep! No more slugs!

I don't know if I ever mentioned the slugs, but we are at war right now. Me vs. 1 million slugs that are are trying to take over the bathroom and even infiltrated our bedroom. Maybe it is not that bad, but it is bad enough that I have worried about the slugs trying to steal the baby as paybacks for the thousands I have murdered in cold blood.

Well I better get some sleep tomorrow is the big day. I feel like a little kid. I don't know if I am going to be able to fall asleep. I guess I can stay up and be on guard duty to make sure the slugs don't have any tricks up their sleeve for a farewell battle. Those sneaky bastards.