Man it has been a while! Between moving, work, kids, school and life in general I have had no time to sit and think much less write.

I have decided to put school on the back burner until who knows when. I was a bad student and have lost my drive.

We are all moved in and settled. We truly are the little pigs that upgraded to the house of brick from our shack of sticks. It is nice not to fear the wind rain and heat.

Hold on I need to change these shorts. They are squeezing the life right out of me! Oh now that is much better!!!

The baby coming is getting closer and closer. I can not wait! I have a bottle of 2003 Exaltos Dominio De Tares on stand by. I keep it as a center piece on my kitchen table. The anticipation is killing me. My doctor told me I could have a glass for my birthday, but I said no! I wanted to wait until the big shebang! I CANT WAIT!!!

I have been having Braxton Hick contractions from HELL. I am already effaced to 50% so they are doing some work on the old cervix. The baby has also dropped and is head down. I just need to lure her out. I was told the baby will move toward any bright light so I am thinking of strapping a pen light to the inside of my panties. Here baby baby baby...

I have an itch to get on stage for some stand up. I thought about gracing the stage pregnant but then decided I just wasn't feeling funny enough. I feel a little to aggressive and it really just would seem funny talking about murder and mood swings at the time being.

I got on myspace the other day which is a rare occasion. I have an old account, but I am just not sociable enough to keep it up. Anyhow, while I was there looking around I seen a comedian I know is head lining at some club. I felt very JEALOUS! I need to get back to writing and working toward my own little piece of funny to share with others.

I have always had a phobia about performing here in my home town. The crowds here in town are known as less than gracious in the entertainment circle. I have done some small things around and all was well, but this is not exactly a comedy friendly city. I would have to say if I can make em laugh here I can make them laugh anywhere.

Well my time alone is coming to an end soon. About 30 minutes of bliss left. I better start dinner before the savages get home. The I will retreat to my most fantastic bedroom for a little r and r.