So I thought now that the Vagina Monologues were over I would be able to rid my brain of the word that makes me nervous. I have discovered since about this time yesterday not only will vagina be dancing in the back of my mind it will be joined with uterus and fetus.
I had forgotten about my uterus. I thought it had closed up shop. Well a tenant has moved in and is redecorating and getting to know the place.
So the first life changing event of the New Year and a very welcome one. No more cigarettes? Ouch, but give me a minute please. I don't know if you understand how it feels to have to just break up with smoking.
It's an ugly ordeal. I quit for a while last year and then started back up secretly until I was caught. It was like sneaking around with some dude your family hates. I would go hours sometimes days without giving in to the endless calls of my ex, then one day I am pretending to throw out the garbage and end up making out with some random cigarette behind the garage. Best cigarette ever it was defiantly classified as forbidden love. I was finally caught red handed as me and a cigarette embraced each other. I had to tell my family "Me and cigarettes are in love and we don't care who knows!"
Well we are headed for some rough waters. I am quiting, just give me a second to say good bye.
Ode To New Port
My doctor told me that the greatest thing anybody can do for his or her health is to quit smoking. Good luck!