Last night was my first baby dream. A friend of mine, who is a retired mid wife, tried to explain how to feel below my stomach to try to locate my uterus to determine how far along I might be. So last night I tried to search around, with no luck.

In my dream I was laying in some bushes outside and feeling around my stomach to try to find where my uterus would be. I was just as unsuccessful. Then I stood up and there were these random hippies sitting around. I announced I could not find my uterus. They just looked at me then at each other and said "Didn't we tell her to leave?" I shrugged and walked away and laughed to myself and thought "Huh, well good thing I peed in the jam!"(I know disgusting!)

I ended up finding my friend and telling her I could not find my uterus and she said she would have a look. We were outside and I was on a stretcher and she was feeling around my belly. All of a sudden her gypsy neighbors came out and began playing random musical instruments in a circle around the stretcher.

The next thing that happen I was riding on a float in some parade that no one was watching. I had on a yellow taffeta gown and no shoes but those creepy socks that fit like gloves around your toes. I was waiving with one hand and with the other holding a leash with a sack of candy bars on the end of it. I looked at it and said to myself “There’s my uterus.”
Then I woke up...

Maybe it was the chocolate I have been using to replace the cigarettes. I seen some hippies at Fred Myers this afternoon and needless to say it was uncomfortable. I must confess that I also left with a sack of candy bars, a small sack, well a medium sack.