The man wants us to go to his parents house this evening. It was sprang on me. I am not sure who knows and who does not, but I turn into a total bafoon when I am in the mans parents house. I don't know what is in the air over there but all of a sudden my clothes feel at least one size too small,my brain goes to sleep as my tongue comes alive blabbering blabbering, swelling, swelling and then the frosting on the cupcake THE SWEARING!
You might think I am over exaggerating but I assure you I am not. I become some bumbling idiot swear machine stuffed into so some silly acid trip outfit. I already feel crazy just thinking about.
I told the man I will think about it. His parents are very nice and interesting people. I just for some reason I can not control myself when I am in their presence, which is odd because I do fine every where else I go.
I have chit chatted with some of the best of them. I feel I am well rounded and know how to behave most all the time. I can have great conversations with even his parents but then all of a sudden my mind sneaks away and my tongue is on its own and I think it has a bad case of tourettes...