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Bad Tongue Bad

The man wants us to go to his parents house this evening. It was sprang on me. I am not sure who knows and who does not, but I turn into a total bafoon when I am in the mans parents house. I don't know what is in the air over there but all of a sudden my clothes feel at least one size too small,my brain goes to sleep as my tongue comes alive blabbering blabbering, swelling, swelling and then the frosting on the cupcake THE SWEARING!

You might think I am over exaggerating but I assure you I am not. I become some bumbling idiot swear machine stuffed into so some silly acid trip outfit. I already feel crazy just thinking about.

I told the man I will think about it. His parents are very nice and interesting people. I just for some reason I can not control myself when I am in their presence, which is odd because I do fine every where else I go.

I have chit chatted with some of the best of them. I feel I am well rounded and know how to behave most all the time. I can have great conversations with even his parents but then all of a sudden my mind sneaks away and my tongue is on its own and I think it has a bad case of tourettes...

posted on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM ()

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Just picture them in their underwear...the pressure gets to you eh? I do love reading about your blunders though so my vote is that you go. They crack me up!
comment by frogfenatic on Apr 9, 2008 1:49 PM ()
Then I completely understand... I hope it gets better the more you see em!
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 9, 2008 12:28 PM ()
I was going to ask you the same thing that Kris did above- are you nervous around them?
comment by hayduke on Apr 9, 2008 9:53 AM ()
Are ya nervous?
How often do ya see em?
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 9, 2008 8:58 AM ()
BEfore I got to know my hubby's parents I was the same way...always bumbling. It will be fine. Just don't be self-conscious or it will be worse!
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 9, 2008 8:07 AM ()
I would say that deep down you have a feeling of inadequacy around them that makes you extremely nervous.If I could only be a fly on the wallI know that it is not funny, but painful to you. You are delightful and beautiful--just remember that when you are around them.
comment by angiedw on Apr 9, 2008 7:49 AM ()
Go with the flow and be yourself. (And I wondered what "turrets" was. Thanks Elkhound.)
comment by solitaire on Apr 8, 2008 5:42 PM ()
perhaps its some stressed induced form of tourettes? I wish we could be there to see you in action.
comment by elkhound on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM ()
For some reason is you push the play button it plays the text in a fat male Italian voice which is oddly how I feel in front of his parents
comment by wickedwitchofthewest on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM ()

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