The following comes from “John Morgan” somewhere in the bowels of Africa. And I am so lucky he found me! He wants to give me $2.6 million. Oh, that is so sweet of him. The tears are rolling down my cheeks and my stomach hurts. And if I was this illiterate and turgid, I would lock myself in a closet and never come out. I’d love to reply with a few pithy comments, but it isn't smart to give these phishers any more access.

xx, Teal

From the desk of: Oceanic bank international plc Mr smith morgan International Settlement Dept.Oceanic bank international plc Immediate ATM DEBIT Cash Card Payment NotificationYour Name And Your Contact Details Was Given To This Office In Respect Of Your Total lnherited/Contract Sum Owed To You Which You Have Failed To Claim Because Of Either Non-Compliance Of Official Processes Or Because Of Your Unbelief Of The Reality Of Your Genuine Payment. We Wish To Bring To You The Solution To This Problem.

Right Now We Have Arranged Your Payment Through Our Swift Card Payment Centers, That Is The Latest Instruction From Economic Community Of West African States (ECOWAS)This Card Center Will Send To You An ATM DEBIT Card Which You Will Use To Withdraw Your Money In Any ATM Machine In Any Part Of The World, So If You Like To Receive Your Fund In This Way, Please Let Us Know By Contacting Us Back And Also Send The Following Information As Listed Below.


1. Full Name
2. Phone And Fax Number
3. Address Were You Want Them To Send The ATM Card To(P.O Box Not Acceptable)
4. Your Age And Current Occupation
5. Attach Copy Of Your Identification
6.and thier home telephone

We Have Been Mandated By The ECOWAS Parliament To Issue Out $2.6 Million As Part Payment For This fiscal year 2008.

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Also For Your Information, You Have To Stop Any Further Communication With Any Other Person(S) Or Office(S) To Avoid Any Hitches In Receiving Your Payment. Note That Because Of Impostors, We Hereby Issued You Our Code Of Conduct, Which Is (ATM-110) So You Have To Indicate This Code When Contacting The Card Center By Using It As Your Subject.

Wait For Your Expedite Response.

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