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There are always two views to any given situation. Here are a few that I've chosen from my volumns. The situation is in black letters, my response is in red, hubby's is in blue:
On viewing a field of trees in full Autumn colors:
Oh how wonderful! I'd love to jump and play in a pile of leaves like I did as a child.
Who th'hell is gonna mulch all those leaves?
While in Lowe's viewing a fountain with multiple layers and various water plants:
Ooooo, I know just the place in our yard for that!
Who th'hell is gonna install and upkeep that monster?
On the car that just pulled out from a side street against the traffic light and is being driven by a 90 year old woman peering through the steering wheel:
Bless her heart! She must have had a zillion angels watching over her or she would have hit several cars.
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On seeing a 1948 Guzzlebuster with all the chrome and gadgets being driven by a 50ish year old man:
What th'hell is that???
Something better than hot monkey sex in the steaming jungles. Honey, can we expand the carport AGAIN????
What do you want for dinner tonight?
Mexican. Lots of salsa & chips! There is a new place that opened here last week!
Pinto beans, cornbread, onion, cole slaw and iced tea.
On reading in the local newspaper about a couple that just celebrated 75 years of marriage:
I wish we could be assured of having that many wonderful years together. I do love you!
Wonder what the poor sap did to deserve that sentence? Oh you know what I mean...I love you, too.
Every night before we turn out the lights, make sure the fireplace is cool, all candles are snuffed out, doors are locked and we slip under the quilt for a much needed night's sleep:
Did you let the dogs out for their last potty time?
Nope, did you?
Sounds like ying and yang doesn't it! Two people who have two entirely different views on a lot of situations. There is only one thing that we have in common:
As strange as it is, I cannot imagine my life without you. Thanks for keeping me grounded when I fly off on one of my tangents and conjure up a hairbrained scheme that seems normal to me.
You are my life. I don't want to live one hour without you in it. Sometimes I just want you to be in the other room!
He has only one flaw: he thinks I'm perfect. I am not going to be the one who pops that balloon! Bless his little heart!!
Mz Scarlett...sharing some thoughts with ya.
