I logged on to find this e-mail this morning. In regard to one of my Christening Gowns:

"I cannot crochet, knit or otherwise
Can you make this for me in ivory with tiffany blue ribbon?"
She was thoughtful enough to add, "I will pay for your time."

First of all, my shop is devoid of it's "Request custom item" button for a reason; I'm busy!

Tiffany blue ribbon? I can't find any buttons in this town and you want tiffany blue ribbon?

You better believe you'd pay me for my time, missy, also the materials and the shipping.

Can I make this for you? Yes, I can, but I won't.

I politely declined her request.