Jan 22, 2014
The dog lady has been talking to the local rag and she has sunk even lower than just being a dog lover. She is, in actuality, a cat hater. The following are excerpts from an article regarding feral ca...
Dec 7, 2013
My nerves are shot. I have just returned home after spending a month with my mother, a woman I love dearly but can not stand to be around. Aside from all her quirks and personality deficits she is los...
Dec 3, 2013
go home!I've been back at Mom's for five days now. Physically she is feeling so much better but she is still driving me crazy. She is constantly dithering about this and dithering about that. I have t...
Nov 26, 2013
I came home last night. I refused to miss a couple of doctors' appointments I had scheduled for today. The first was my consultation appointment for a colonoscopy with Dr Coldfish. On a scale of 1 to ...
Nov 24, 2013
This morning, at breakfast, Mom and I (mostly Mom) discussed how much she disliked the home care ladies coming to her home. I explained that the program was finished now so they wouldn't be coming any...
Nov 22, 2013
Just a few things I said to my mother today:Mom! I'm 62 years old. I know how to cook a chicken breast.What the h... are you talking about?Mom, it's a single serving. You don't need to put it in that ...
Nov 21, 2013
Save me from my mother.She won't let me put any pots, pans or cutlery with plastic handles or knobs in the dishwasher because she thinks the plastic will melt.She tells me it's my turn to decide what ...
Sept 6, 2012
There is a company in Victoria, BC that makes delicious spices and dips with very little to no sodium. They also sell pots and pans and all manner of kitchen paraphialia. Their set up is like Tupperwa...
Aug 31, 2012
Thank God! The dog neighbour hasn't said boo to me since we got back. Today she's having a tree cut down. Needless to say, she's not using those messy fellows who cut down our tree and left sawdust al...
Aug 25, 2012
Here's another one.First order sent at 1:36 pmRude e-mail sent at 1:43 pm"i've paid for this so when will i receive mmy pattern?"Second order sent at 1:47 pmFirst order filled at 2:07 pmSecond order f...
Aug 24, 2012
Ya you, the trailer trash neighbour. (My apologies to normal people who happen to live in trailers.) Recognize your back yard? If I find just one more arrow in my yard I will be taking it to the cops ...
Aug 21, 2012
This vacation is the pits. My hips hurt so bad from all the walking...up hills, down hills, all around the town hills. He did ask me where I wanted to go this year and I told Him, "A resort!" But did ...
Aug 10, 2012
when our neighbour finds out we're not paying her any more for the fence. DH told me that last week her husband told him we owed $303.00 for the fence and she said no we only owed them $301.00. DH rou...
Aug 9, 2012
The new fence was her idea. She chose the style. She hired the handyman. DH made the mistake of offering to pay for half of our side. Yesterday she was on her way over to demand payment when DH interc...
Aug 8, 2012
When the tree service guy came to the door with our bill he leaned in, lowered his voice and as his eyes darted towards the dog pack house, asked if we got on well with our neighbours. I stuck out my ...