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A Battle of Wits

I've been meaning to write about the long weekend, and how much I didn't get accomplished here at the house, since we were away. We got home yesterday and the front lawn looked like a jungle. Dandelions had gone to seed, and the grass itself hadn't been mowed in three weeks--way too long in May. I got some of it done today, but I'll be a few days catching up. I didn't take many pics over the weekend (although I meant too), but here's one of the "river". Yup, looks more like the Esopus Creek that ran through the area where I used to live, but this is the Susquehanna.



Now, as for the title of this post: If you have furkids, you'll identify with this. And even if you were already with your significant other when you got the furry companions, you'll understand how this works.

I had the boyz before Donna came along, and we had been living alone as a pack for a few years. Even tho the boyz have each other for company, they still want attention from their Alpha, and I'm not too sure of exactly how willing they are to share me with Donna. I can be here all morning typing and they'll be in the kitchen minding their own business until Donna comes into the living room and begins talking with me. Then it's a riot in the center of the room trying to be noticed. Just like 4-year-olds....

Donna has full step-mom privileges, and the boys are expected to do what she tells them, although even after more than a year, they'll look to me: "Do we really have to dad?" And of course, the answer is yes.

Buster thinks it's great fun to howl and stomp, and run under the kitchen table when he's told to go to his box (crate). He comes out from under the table--first on one side, then on the other... "Chase me!! Bet ya can't catch me!"

Benny used to have separation anxiety, and even tho Buster is in his crate when we go out, Benny does much better just knowing Buster's in the house. Benny gets the run of the house. It seems to help settle his anxiety when he can run from window to window. Unfortunately for him, one of the windows--the biggest window in the house is behind the living room sofa.

Now it happens that Donna is responsible for the acquisition of this sofa, and it's where she spends most of her time doing school work! Last time we were out, Benny had borrowed the sofa to get a better look out the window, and accidentally knocked over a stack of Donna's books, that were, naturally, left on her living room throne.

Today Donna was determined to keep Benny off the sofa, and I saw this when I walked into the room....



She was going on about how "this'll keep the Big Fat Fucker off the couch," and "I'd like to see him get on *my* couch now". I couldn't help myself--I busted out laughing! "You're having a battle of wits with a dog," I pointed out and laughed even harder.

Donna soon found the humor in the situation, and although I have a sore spot on my.. well, never mind that... all turned out well. We went to the scheduled appointment and stopped off at a plant nursery on the way home. I already have some vegetable plants to plant, but this place had some nice lettuce, and we also got a few flowers to fill a few hanging baskets. More about that when I get things planted. There's another freeze warning posted for tonight, but it should be safe to plant sensitive plants after tomorrow!

I had a few comments to make about eggplant--the eggplant parm turned out great, but that will keep. Have a good night!



posted on May 28, 2008 5:49 PM ()

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Oh my, that picture made me laugh so hard....good thing I hadn't just taken a sip of my coffee or I'd be wiping it off my computer right now! It reminds me of my son in law....one of his little dogs (the Pomeranian) will go out and pee on the tire of his car. In order to try to get him to quit, he'll go out and pee on the tire himself!!! Makes me laugh every time I think of it!!! Alpha showing the underlings that it is HIS tire to pee on, not theirs!!!
comment by dakmom on June 2, 2008 6:49 AM ()
Ahh, John & Donna, what fun you all have (dogs included)! You sound like a real farmer! About the eggplant: I read about it when I was offline. I love eggplant, but my husband doesn't unless it's cooked a certain way. I really like it with the skin on but he doesn't. Well, I've always loved eggplants... cooked any way!!
comment by sunlight on June 1, 2008 9:51 PM ()
I live withe 3 furry things now. One went to the Vet for a infected foot. She had walked on it for over a month, but as soon as the bandgage went on, she had to hold it up and walk on 3 legs. Well, it's been 3 days and she has removed it three times already. It is still red, so I keep putting it back on. Now =, she has chewed her other foot until it bled on the bed. What do I do now?
comment by nenah on June 1, 2008 7:03 AM ()
comment by elfie33 on May 31, 2008 1:22 PM ()
you will be surprised that he or she will be careful.
So,a little hair here there.Better than have hair across
fill in the blank.Oh!what do I know
comment by fredo on May 30, 2008 12:03 PM ()
Oh that is too funny!! Yep furkids are just like real kids just with fur. Too cute!! Wow freeze warning and our low was like 73. We are going to be back up in the upper 90's again today.
comment by texastar on May 30, 2008 5:05 AM ()
Too funny about the couch.
comment by mattguru18 on May 29, 2008 5:20 PM ()
Oh my God, too funny! Hope Donna wins this one,
comment by shesaidwhat on May 29, 2008 4:41 PM ()
No problems here.Buffy is always welcome to the couch and
others.This is his home and the furniture goes along with him.
comment by fredo on May 29, 2008 10:24 AM ()
My Mary would identify with Donna COMPLETELY!!!!!!!
comment by hayduke on May 29, 2008 9:43 AM ()
That's hilarious!
comment by teacherwoman on May 29, 2008 6:22 AM ()
A couple of overturned, empty laundry baskets kept our pooch off the couch. I hope Donna wins the war.
comment by nittineedles on May 28, 2008 6:38 PM ()

That is soooo funny!!! Great story, thanks so much for sharing!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on May 28, 2008 5:56 PM ()

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