I'm using the voice feature on my cellphone, so there's no telling what you may read here. We left at 535 am. Kansas is interminable. We have 4 hours to go yet. My apologies to the good folks of kansas, but your state is flat and dull and boring. And people said oklahoma was ugly. Honestly, I love the miles in miles a beautiful wheat fields. BUT FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE JUST PASSED OVER INTO BEAUTIFUL COLORFUL COLORADO. Strangely, more wheatfields.
Sofia is vigorously resisting the torture device of a wet wipe rubbed acrossacross her nose. But it seems she has some kind of cold and her nose must be clean. The waterboarding will continue until the issue is resolved.
More later.