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Shooting Update

Good Wednesday Evening,  Fellow Greasers:

     Just got off the phone with Maybelleen, my landlady.  She may be a busybody but she is often a goldmine of information.  Seems she and Cletus heard something from the detective who investigated my "incident". Now, try and suspend your disbelief for a few minutes.  This will  help give you a good idear of how incredibly stupid people in this town are.  According to Maybelleen, the detective sez he questioned the guy who lives in the house directly behind the apartment building; from whence he figured the shots came. The guy claimed he didn't do it, knew nothing about it, heard no gun shots. But...now pay attention 'cause here's where it gets stupid....he's willing to pay for the damages. Now does this make any kind of sense?  He also stated that he owed no guns but....now get ready...what guns he owns are kept locked up.  So what the guy is saying is he's willing to pay for damages resulting from an incident he didn't cause didn't hear and knows nothing about resulting from guns he doesn't own but keeps locked up.  Had I been the detective I would have tossed this pinhead in the clink just for opening his idiotic pie hole with that mess.   I live in a land where logic and taking responsibility for any of your actions does not exist.  Did he think that this blithering, sub moronic explaination would get him off the hook?  But then that would have required him to actually think in the first place now wouldn't it?  The sad part is he'll pro'lly get away with it.   This is Devil's Asshole....its through the looking glass....up is down, black is white, backward is forward.  God, how I hate this place.

reguards
yer as Charlton Heston said "its a MAD HOUSE!!!" pal
bugg




posted on Apr 16, 2008 5:11 PM ()

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I don't know how this struck me as being so funny! The guy actually pretty much confesses, and the detective doesn't detect it!
comment by sunlight on Apr 18, 2008 3:29 AM ()
OMG!!! That is just crazy.
comment by texastar on Apr 18, 2008 12:02 AM ()
Duh~!
comment by elderjane on Apr 17, 2008 11:31 AM ()
Geez what is he -- a Keystone cop! Sounds like a bad dialogue between Abbot and Costello!
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 17, 2008 8:30 AM ()
well that makes little sense... maybe he's just a really nice guy and wants to help ya out by paying for damages...
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 17, 2008 6:41 AM ()
Good lord what a ding dong..
comment by elfie33 on Apr 17, 2008 5:01 AM ()
A couple weeks ago here in sin city, a 38 mother driving her two teenagers home from the mall was shot dead at a stoplight. The man who shot her was driving a car and 'handling' a gun and it went off. What he was doing was pointing it at the passenger side window of his car and it didn't fire the several times he tried it and just as he said something about Why won't it shoot, it shot, shattering the window on the passenger side (getting glass all over the passengers including his one-month old baby) and hit that innocent woman. He did a u-turn and drove off, but they caught him. I agree with you - people are just something else.
comment by troutbend on Apr 17, 2008 1:11 AM ()
Unbelievable! He pretty much confessed to doing it by offering to pay damages. I can't believe the investigator didn't pick up on it. sheesh!
comment by hopefields on Apr 17, 2008 12:39 AM ()
That is so weird! It amazes me how dense people can be.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Apr 16, 2008 8:03 PM ()
And people like this vote--maybe not--doesn't seem like he would know how!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 16, 2008 7:38 PM ()
Sounds like that detective from naked gun...Frank!
comment by strider333 on Apr 16, 2008 7:25 PM ()
The cops don't sound too intelligent either.
comment by nittineedles on Apr 16, 2008 6:35 PM ()
yep Buggs, as Paulie would say, " I smell a rat!"
comment by cindy on Apr 16, 2008 6:06 PM ()
In this town that guy would be marking the days on his jailhouse wall.
comment by jondude on Apr 16, 2008 5:36 PM ()

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