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   Good Friday Evening, MyBloggerstown:
    Today was a pretty good day. Beautiful weather just sort of made a perfect backdrop. I got to go sit out on my back porch and read for hours. Even managed to fall asleep in the gentle breezes. Had all the windows in the house open to let the reletively fresh (taking into account the pollution form the chemical plants nearby) air. It was grand. It's just after 6 pm as I write this. Down the street, the idiots with the race car are working on the thing which is noisy but its not terribly annoying at this juncture. In the distance lawn mowers buzz and on the wind there is the faint aroma of a cookout in progress. Some of the nighbor kids are playing whiffle ball in the vacant lot on the corner while other neighbor kids ride up and down the streets on skateboards, walk dogs or just walk by, giggling and yakking on cellphones. The local news on WDAH (yer station of choice in Greater Devil's Asshole) began with the earthquake that occured in Illinois which was felt by some across the river.  Then it went on to the nighty whine about food and gas prices culminating in an interview with some ol' slick in a 4x4 with a snuff wad in his gum wearing a gressy, sweatstained John Deere gimme cap and a wife beater under shirt that sez "Same Shit Different Day"
   News Bimbo Cathy Lee Bottlejob: "So how are the higher gas prices effecting your driving habits?"
    Elmer F. "Spud" Douchbag, local putz: "Wall, hail, ah cain't just git inna truck and drive the two blocks to the 7-11 anymore. Ah hafta get the waff to drive there in the Neon and pick up mah 12 pack of Ol' Millwalkie. Ah don't know how long we cin live lak this."
    I get a sinking feeling that ol' "Spud" is somehow related to the inbred, six toed, albino, farm animal mollesting prick that shot at my house.
    Then Billy Bob Toothless, mayor of Devil's Asshole got on and was flappin' his gums about how the gas prices were putting the pinch on the city budget blah blah blah. What a jerkoff. Guess the city's finest will have to cut back on the doughnut runs. Such is life in a small town.Â
    All in all, though, I had a very relaxing day. I didn't get any annoying calls from Jethrene, Crazy Sis or Mama. I did get a call from my friend Jean who is doing well after her stomach surgery. She sez that one good side effect from the whole mess is that she's lost about 15 lbs.  Like all of us, she has been struggling with the battle of the bulge and she's thrilled now that her sweat pants are practically falling off her.  Sez "Playboy" has been calling her to do a photo shoot. She's such a hoot.Â
    Well, guess I'll go do my supper dishes and clean the kitchen. This week has gone by soooo fast. Can't believe tomorrow is Saturday or as Hobbes would say "Caturday".
Have a good weekend everyone
reguards
yer contented for the moment pal
bugg
