Good Humpday Evening, MyBloggerstown:
I've been watching the Olympics more than I planned, mainly because they are on nearly every friggin' channel. Here are some witty, insightful perceptions for your concideration.
Is it me or is anybody else sick up and fed with hearing about Michael Phelps? Jees, give it a rest. Sure, he's a fine athlete, he broke records and turned in a stellar performance but enough, already. Damn.
I was watching the girls gymnastics the other night and I swear that little girl (sixteen my ass) who eventually won(who's name escapes)on the uneven paralell bars looked like a space alien. I'm serious. She had this tiny little nose with mere slits for nostrils and these big almond shaped eyes that seemed to cover the whole top of her head and wrap 'round the back. Was on the phone with cousin Patti at the time and she was watching too and mentioned it. And she was right. Spooky.
I'm still in a major snit because they are removing baseball and softball from future games. And they retain beach volleyball and insert bmx bike racing? Good Lord, what's next? Olympic NASCAR ? Olympic bar darts? Olympic keg standing? It will never cease to amaze me how uttery moronic the International Olympic Committee is.
And speaking of baseball, the American and Chinese teams squared of the other day in what turned out to be a bean ball festival. Tempers flared as an American base runner slammed into the Chinese catcher as he charged for home. And the catcher's name was, and I swear I'm not making this up, Wee Wang. I thought I was gonna wet myself laughing. Manager Woo Yoo Bang, pitcher Wun Hung Low and first baseman Woo Slung Dung registered a forceful protest to the umpire. Not to be outdone, American players Jack Hoffer, Mike Hunt, Phil McCracken, and Haywood Jablowme chimed in for the good ol' red white and blue.
Well I for one will be glad when its over. Then we can look forward to the political conventions. I don't know why they are even bothering. I mean, I got the election in the bag. Which is where the current occupant of the Oval Office is most of the time, I unnerstand.
Have a good rest of the week, everyone.
reguards
yer now the other "circus" can begin pal
bugg