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Life & Events > Some Observations: Olympics Edition
 

Some Observations: Olympics Edition

Good Humpday Evening, MyBloggerstown:

     I've been watching the Olympics more than I planned, mainly because they are on nearly every friggin' channel.  Here are some witty, insightful perceptions for your concideration.

     Is it me or is anybody else sick up and fed with hearing about Michael Phelps? Jees, give it a rest. Sure, he's a fine athlete, he broke records and turned in a stellar performance but enough, already.  Damn.

     I was watching the girls gymnastics the other night and I swear that little girl (sixteen my ass) who eventually won(who's name escapes)on the uneven paralell bars looked like a space alien.  I'm serious.  She had this tiny little nose with mere slits for nostrils and these big almond shaped eyes that seemed to cover the whole top of her head and wrap 'round the back.   Was on the phone with cousin Patti at the time and she was watching too and mentioned it.  And she was right.  Spooky.

     I'm still in a major snit because they are removing baseball and softball from future games.  And they retain beach volleyball and insert bmx bike racing?  Good Lord, what's  next?  Olympic NASCAR ? Olympic bar darts?  Olympic keg standing?  It will never cease to amaze me how uttery moronic the International Olympic Committee is. 

     And speaking of baseball, the American and Chinese teams squared of the other day in what turned out to be a bean ball festival.  Tempers flared as an American base runner slammed into the Chinese catcher as he charged for home.  And the catcher's name was, and I swear I'm not making this up,  Wee Wang.  I thought I was gonna wet myself laughing.   Manager Woo Yoo Bang, pitcher Wun Hung Low and first baseman Woo Slung Dung registered a forceful protest to the umpire.  Not to be outdone, American players  Jack Hoffer, Mike Hunt, Phil McCracken, and Haywood  Jablowme chimed in for the good ol' red white and blue.

     Well I for one will be glad when its over.  Then we can look forward to the political conventions.  I don't know why they are even bothering.  I mean, I got the election in the bag.  Which is where the current occupant of the Oval Office is most of the time, I unnerstand.

Have a good rest of the week, everyone.


reguards
yer now the other "circus" can begin pal
bugg



posted on Aug 20, 2008 5:02 PM ()

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Maybe when the Olympics are over some season debuts will start.
comment by nittineedles on Aug 23, 2008 10:45 PM ()
Well, when are these Olympics going to be over? My husband said the same thing about Phelps, but his language was more colorful... yes, it was! Well, I just sat on my mouse, and you'll never guess what happened to the screen of your blog. I'm not going to tell you. You'll have to sit on your own mouse. Ummm, where was I? Oh yes, now let the other circus begin!!! Even if Bugg will win, I'd like to see some of the losers speeches and all the hoopla (the balloons... can they come up with something more interesting?)
comment by sunlight on Aug 22, 2008 5:28 PM ()
There is no way that little girl is 16, although I've had some really small young looking seniors in high school who I swear looked 11, but really were 18! You never know
comment by teacherwoman on Aug 22, 2008 7:33 AM ()
It has long b een a confirmed fact that Oriental men are under endowed...but just not confirmed by me. I couldn't work up the interest.
comment by elderjane on Aug 21, 2008 10:55 AM ()
BMX bike racing is set to become an olympic sport?! Is that for real?! What's next...video gaming?! Jeez...
comment by looserobes on Aug 21, 2008 10:51 AM ()
My biggest problem has been the uniforms of both men and women in beach volleyball. The men had tank tops and shorts while the women had basically bikinis. I have a huge problem with that!
comment by hopefields on Aug 21, 2008 3:33 AM ()
You had me laughing so hard that Ray came out of the bedroom to make sure I was all right!
I have been so addicted to the Olympics. I am enjoying them. You are right about Phelps, though. What he did is truly amazing, but you can only talk about it for so long before it is time to move on.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM ()
You are so right about the Uh, excuse me--sixteen year old! She does look like an alien. We Wang!!! Hilarious--but appropriate. Have you noticed the Chinese men divers in their speedos? For Heavens sake, give those boys a sock or something. They can't even make a bulge in a speedo!!
comment by redimpala on Aug 20, 2008 6:00 PM ()


Personally I love watching the Olympics, every now and again I get a glimpse of the Aussie’s when Phelps has moved off the screen.

Yer right she DOES look like an alien, an alien or one of those brat dolls with the humungous eyes.
comment by dazeymae on Aug 20, 2008 5:12 PM ()
I want Speedos back!!!!!
comment by greatmartin on Aug 20, 2008 5:08 PM ()

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