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It's Biden
It's Biden
Good Saturday, Blog Pals: (I was gonna title this piece "Biden My Time" but angryrepublican beat me to it)
    Well, the suspense, such as is was, is over. Presidential aspirant Sen. Barack Obama (Jackass-Ill.) has tapped Sen. Joe Biden (Hair Plugs-Del.) to be his vice presidential running mate.  News pundits and party spokespersons have been on the news channels since about 4 this morning wetting themselves over what they opine is the perfect choice. These political windbags are touting Sen. Biden's service on the senate judiciary and foriegn relations committees as providing the ticket with  much needed experience in those areas.Â
    I, for one, have never been impressed with Sen. Biden. To me he's always come off as a plastic phoney and ultimate Washington operator. He creeps me out, quite frankly. Just like House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Stepford Wife- Cal.)Â
    The Pacyderms aren't letting any moss grow on them. No sooner had the annoucement been made than a negative campaign ad showing Biden criticizing Obama during the hard fought primaries. Sheesh. We can all see to what levels this campaign is gonna sink.
    The Bugg Campaign is above all this, however. Months ago I chose my running mate, the wonderful, emminently qualified, hardworking Cindy Lou Who (cindy). She is the driving spirit behind the Bugg For Poobah campaign and will represent our nation well. She's just the person we want to be a triple Wendy's cheeseburger away from the Oval office. In addition to her V.P. duties, Cindy will also be my White House Chief of Staff. With the assistence of dawgnurse (mizscarlett)as deputy chief of staff, she'll keep the bid'ness of gub'ment running smooth.  Â
    So forget all this hoopla, as this falderall. On election day, my friends, vote for the real party of change, the real Washington outsiders, the real representatives of the people. Vote early, vote often......VOTE FOR BUG!!!!!!!!
reguards
yer the real "dream team" pal
bugg
posted on Aug 23, 2008 12:30 PM ()
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I've never been a big fan of Slow Joe Biden either, for pretty much the same reasons that you list.
I've really gotta stop reading these blogs during lunch time. You're referring to Obama as Jackass - Ill., and Biden as Hari-Plugs - Del. made me pass Coke Zero through my nose!