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Life & Events > The Hot Water Crisis: Day Two
 

The Hot Water Crisis: Day Two

Good Humpday, MyBloggerstown:

     We here at the Shady Pines Senior Complex have been without hot water for two days now. This happens with great regularity(one of the few things that happen around here with regularity..har har). The Cow Snot Housing Authority, the agency that runs this shit hole, needs to install a new boiler but they have been half assing around trying to patch up the old one. It would be more cost efficient to get a new one but they continue to drag their feet. Meanwhile we have a bunch of stinky old people who cannot bathe, wash dishes, clean apartments etc.  One lady is having her annual inspection and cannot clean properly without hot water.  Its a big mess and everyone is up in arms.  Some bright resident(moi) even suggested subtracting a dollar from the rent for every day we are without hot water. This would no doubt result in our evictions and you'd have 54 old crocks down at the railroad yard living under the overpass.  I call dibs on the section furthest from the tracks.
         In other news, the celebration for the kids' graduations/promotions is tentively scheduled for this weekend, weather permitting. Crazy Sis and I are slated to go over to the hardware store and check out the bar b que grills.  The old one is pretty much shot.  I am dying for a cookout. Nothing tastes better than food cooked outdoors.
        Jethrene finally got around to passing out school pictures of Daisy May and Jethro.  They are just the cutest kids ever.  Its amazing to see how fast they are growing up.  Daisy will be 6 in October, Jethro will be 5 in September. Where have the years flown to?  Jethro started out looking like his mama as a baby but as he grows he begins to look more and more like Shitstick, his erstwhile daddy. But that's not his fault.  He and Wednsday are going to summer school for some remedial work but they should be fine come the start of the school year.
     Well, guess I'll go boil some water and take a bird bath so I don't rot the noses off the entire state of Wyoming. Have a good week, everyone.

reguards
yer fragrant pal
bugg

posted on June 16, 2010 7:00 AM ()

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Wow. Not having any hot water sucks dirty swamp water. At least it is summertime. Hope they repair it soon.
comment by dragonflyby on June 24, 2010 4:38 PM ()
as of this writing, they have fixed it for the moment. they are still fiddling with it however.

reguards
yer keeping antenea crossed pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 25, 2010 3:24 AM ()
See how we have all missed you. Hugs.
comment by elderjane on June 17, 2010 12:56 PM ()
yeah, I need to write here more often. I'm such a slacker.

reguards
yer lazy a-- pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 25, 2010 3:20 AM ()
Sorry about the hot water but I just love your little sign offs. I'll bet they pop into your head without any hesitation.
reguards
I'd be sitting here all night trying to think of something pal
Marg
comment by nittineedles on June 16, 2010 10:02 PM ()
see there? you did it. .

reguards
yer proud of ya pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 17, 2010 6:07 AM ()
How inconvenient. Sending good wishes for them fixing it so it lasts a good long time. We were supposed to have high winds here tonight. You probably wouldn't notice it since you have wind a lot of the time up there in Cow Snot.
comment by troutbend on June 16, 2010 9:14 PM ()
Elmo Buttcrack, the head maintenence person at Cow Snot Housing Authority was by last night and told us we'd have hot water today. Of course he's been saying that, but we live in hope.

reguards
yer now our rents will go up pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 17, 2010 2:17 AM ()
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!! Hand out the guns!
comment by saito56 on June 16, 2010 12:57 PM ()
Damn the oily haired cooties...full speed ahead.

reguards
yer we have nothing to loose but our b.o. pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 16, 2010 3:18 PM ()
Nice to hear from you.Soon the water will be hot.
comment by fredo on June 16, 2010 9:41 AM ()
yeah we hope so. I boil some water in the tea kettle to wash dishes in and take a "bird bath" in(separately of course hee hee)

reguards
yer I feel like I'm in a third world country pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 16, 2010 3:22 PM ()
We call the boiled water standing bath technique "taking a 'Ho's' bath." LOL
comment by jondude on June 16, 2010 8:19 AM ()
that's what Mr. Bugg used to call it.

reguards
yer that man could turn a phrase pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 16, 2010 3:16 PM ()
Geeeez that place sounds fantastical... can you alert the state or anything like that? Do you want me to? That's ridiculous....
Glad the pics are cute!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on June 16, 2010 8:16 AM ()
techically, they are trying to effect repairs so I guess that satisfies any gub'ment requirements. its amazing what these people can and do get by with.

reguards
yer it'll all change once I win election pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 16, 2010 3:25 PM ()
Once again IF you had moved down here you wouldn't have that problem--during the summer we can get all the hot water we want from the swimming pool!!
comment by greatmartin on June 16, 2010 8:10 AM ()
believe me, Marty, I kick myself a million times a day for not following yer sage advice. a pool...(bugg salavating on keyboard)what I wouldn't give...ah well.

reguards
yer we only have about two weeks of summer here pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 16, 2010 3:28 PM ()
Love you and your blogs.
comment by nenah on June 16, 2010 7:53 AM ()
tanks, nenah...you're one of the best

reguards
yer right back at ya pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on June 16, 2010 3:32 PM ()

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