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Finally the Rains Came

Good TGIF, MyBloggerstown:
     Well, we finally got some much needed rain over the last week.  It helped to cut the smoke out of the air and everyone can breath a little better.  The firefighters were glad for it too, I know.   The temps have moderated and the humidity has recinded so as I sit here now in the Bugg cave at, yes, 2 am, its quite pleasent.

     It's that time of year again here in Cow Snot.  Yes, friends its the annual clusterfuck known as Rodeo Days and the town is full of ijit tourists clogging up the streets, restaurants, stores,  etc. You can always tell because the Wally World parking lot is full of campers and motor homes with out of state plates.  Yes, for the last two weeks in July Cow Snot becomes the jackass capital of North America.  (The rest of the time it is just the jackass capital of Wyoming. ) I 'aspose I shouldn't complain as all these yahoos bring in much needed dollars to the local economy and all but...damn.  Where did these people learn to drive anyhow? I think they all got their licenses out of the Monkey Ward catalog.  And that shows how old I am because I remember who and what Monkey Ward is..or was. But I digress.

     I got brave this year and bought a tomato plant for out on our balcony.  Last night I enjoyed the first of the little tomatoes from it.  Man, was it good.  It was so sweet, I almost didn't need salt on it.  Two more little "babies" will be ready for consumption in a few days.  There are nine total and to my surprize and relief nobody has stolen any....so far.  I guess they are afraid that I will do as I have threatened and open up a 55 gallon drum of whip ass if I catch anyone messing with it.  I named her "Audrey" after the man eating plant on Little Shop of Horrors.   It just seemed appropriate somehow.

     Otherwise, all is what passes for normal here in Cow Snot.  Have a good weekend, everyone.

reguards
yer can't wait til its over pal
bugg

    

posted on July 13, 2012 1:35 AM ()

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Glad to hear that lady. Take care of you!
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 12, 2012 9:37 AM ()
Hey is everything ok by you?
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 6, 2012 10:39 AM ()
yeah, everything is everything. been feeling tired lately and haven't felt like doing much of anything. thanks for being concerned but yer own Bugg is still amongst the living.

reguards
yer still standin' pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Nov 7, 2012 1:56 PM ()
How funny to name the plant Audrey! You are an absolute hoot!
comment by dragonflyby on July 19, 2012 2:23 PM ()
figured if people thought they would get their hand bit off if they tried to steal the "babies", they'd think twice.

reguards
yer it's worked so far, the morons pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:44 PM ()
Oh, fresh tomaters! Nothing like it! I guess it ages me too because I know exactly what "Monkey Ward" is. Glad you got the rain, and know it was a blessed relief for the firefighters too.
comment by redimpala on July 16, 2012 6:14 AM ()
they taste so much better than what you get in the store.

reguards
yer om nom nom pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:17 AM ()
I would have sent you a boat load of tomatoes if I could. They are coming in by the armloads!
comment by jerms on July 15, 2012 2:09 PM ()
I have tentative plans for two plants next year. these did well.

reguards
yer green thumb havin' pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:48 PM ()
I remember Monkey Wards! I love fresh tomatoes. Enjoy!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on July 14, 2012 8:21 AM ()
we had a Monkey Ward in our town when I was a kid. at last report it was a Pep Boys auto parts store.

reguards
yer my childhood is going with the wind pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:52 PM ()
"Igit": love that word. Totally describes our fellow man. They're everywhere.
comment by solitaire on July 14, 2012 5:31 AM ()
yep, and most are here in Cowsnot as we speak.

reguards
yer harrassed pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:41 PM ()
I can remember before I could read, my dad told me to bring him the Monkey Ward catalog, and he spelled Monkey for me, and that is what was on the cover of it. The word Monkey right before the Ward. Honest.
comment by troutbend on July 13, 2012 5:33 PM ()
when grandma and grandpa had the outhouse, the catalog served as reading material and...well other purposes. hee hee.

reguards
yer thanking God for Charmin pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:43 PM ()
CGTS on the 'mater... now send the rain this way before mine shrivel up.
comment by jjoohhnn on July 13, 2012 12:25 PM ()
hopefully you'll get some rain soon. just saw on the news where the Mississippi river was drying up.

reguards
yer this does not bode well pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:54 PM ()
Love real cowboy and always wanted to see a Rodeo.I find this is so excited.
Both the show and the hotties.
comment by fredo on July 13, 2012 9:05 AM ()
you can always tell the real cowboys from the urban variety and the real cowboys laugh at the pretenders.

reguards
yer and they should pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:56 PM ()
Rope a few real cowboys for us!!!
comment by greatmartin on July 13, 2012 7:21 AM ()
you got it, Marty. One local resident was seen sporting a tee shirt that read " I live here so I don't have to dress like that"

reguards
yer tempted to by a cowboy hat all the same pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 3:58 PM ()
I am a great believer in container gardening. I have enjoyed having my
tomatoes and zucchini this year, even if I have gotten addicted to Zucchini soup which is fattening as all get out with the sour cream and cheese.
comment by elderjane on July 13, 2012 6:05 AM ()
I was thinking of cucumbers too, but the vines need room to roam.

reguards
yer balcony farming pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on July 19, 2012 4:00 PM ()

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