A row of microphones are set up in a room full of press people. Cam corders whirl and flashes pop as Honey J. Bugg mounts the podium. The crowd consisting of loyal campaign staff, supporters and well wishers looks on, glumly.


"Good afternoon, my friends. Today, after hours of consultation with my campaign staff and much deep thought:




I have decided to suspend my campaign for Grand Imperial Poobah of the United States of Amurica. It was a heartwrenching decision but as my valiant running mate/campaign manager/chief of staff Cindy Lou Who sez, 'Hey, there's always 2012'. And she's right. I sure hope that Mayan calandar bid'ness is wrong though. We fought the good fight though, my friends, and as someone once said the hope still lives and the dream shall never die."

In deciding which of the other lying scum candidates to support, I have concluded that all we have left to choose from are a douchebag




Sen. Douchebag(Jackass - Illiois)



and a turd sammich



Sen. Turd Sammich(Pacyderm - Arizona)



After consulting the latest scientific, technical and unbiased methods,











I have decided to hold my nose









and endorse





Yep, the Douchebag.




No matter who you vote for, my friends, I urge you to get to the polls, do your duty, follow your own conscience,and exercise your precious right to vote. And in 2012(or mebee sooner) the Bugg message for real change will be heard far and wide once again, with renewed vigah(as JFK would say) and victory will be ours.


I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all your hard work and support. Thank you and God Bless MyBloggerstown and God Bless Amurica"



Cameras whirl, flash and click as supporters sadly clap, sigh and even weep openly. Grumpy, Jondude,Bob, Paulie Walnuts and Greatmartin blow noses with several dramatic belicose honks as Bugg leaves the stage. One snoopy reporter notices an official looking document that's been accidentally left behind on the lecturn. It reads: "Diplomatic Appointment.....on or about Jan. 20, 2009, I do hearby appoint Honey J. Bugg Abassador to Las Vegas." signed Barack H. Obama...POTUS presumptive.