Good Morning, Fellow Greasers:

Oh, my heart is just broke to pieces. Talked to my niece Jethrene yesterday. Seems a snag has developed in Shitstick's parole. Let me explain the situation for those who may not be familiar.
Jethrene is married to Shitstick. Shortly before they married, they had a fight and "broke up", temporarily. During this brief separation, Shitstick hooked up with this skank ho who, at the time, was nearly 15 and from what I understand was the town pump. Shitstick was 18. It was a one time thing done out of hurt, anger, youthful idiocy, etc. Anyhoo, Jethrene and Shitstick patch things up, get married, have critters and proceed to try and live happily ever after. Skank ho's mama finds out about her daughter's brief encounter with Shitstick and presses charges, claiming he was a dirtbag who defiled their precious innocent snowflake. So, they throw the book at Shitstick on a "technicality" i.e. he's 18 and she's 15 hence, she's a minor blah blah blah. I mean Shitstick is no prize, God knows, but these charges are soooo bogus. If they jailed every 18 year old who had a 15 year old girlfriend, there would be no one left on the streets. I mean it's not like he's some 40 year old pervert who kidnapped her out of the schoolyard or off the internet. So Shitstick is dragged away from his wife and kids, where, to his credit, he was trying to straighten up and fly right, and is chucked into the Cow Snot Wyoming lock up. Now, it is time for Shitstick to get a parole. Due to quirks in the law in this shit eating state of West,By God, since he is classed as a "sex offender", the state won't let him live in the same house with his own kids. Isn't this some shit, now I ask you? Shitstick isn't much but I know for a fact that he loves his children and would never harm them in any way. Now the state of Wyoming has no such moronic rules so Jethrene is moving back there as soon as this college semester is through. Naturally, she's taking the babies and Brody/Buddy with her. It is the wisest choice for her and him and the babies. She can continue her college there, at a much better school, I might add, she'll be near her parents and her sister, and she can be with her husband, the kids can have their daddy, and they can get on with their lives. Its really best for all concerned but it means that, in all likelihood, I'll never see the babies again. And that, dear friends, is why yer own Bugg is heartbroken today. God, I will miss them. I'm sitting here staring at their pictures and wondering why West By God has to be such a backward ass, idiotic, bunghole of a state. I just have to keep telling myself that its all for the best. Jethrene duley promises to write, e.mail, send tons of pictures, call etc. but it won't be the same. Oh, what am I going to do without those sweet babies in my life? I really need to stop now....I can barely see the computer screen through the tears. Ah, well....

reguards
yer my life is an empty hollow shell pal
bugg