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Boy have I been a busy camper today or what.
Spent a good part of my day off winterizing my little home. Something I should have already had done. I knew better. Well thanks to my being lazy, a really cold- cold spell and a rate increase from the energy Nazi’s here in Nashville my bill went up a staggering 72 dollars this month. Ouch.
So I got to spend a good part of my day with window covering, duct tape, and stuff that is supposed go around your door to stop heat loss.
Of course none of this stuff went on as easy as the directions said it would. It was not a pretty picture.
But I got it done.
Now for the proof. I have had my dinner. Mexican-yep refried beans, bean, beef and cheese burritos and a beer. We are talking gas city. If I have done my job right my little home should be about air tight.
I am now going to light a smoke.
The explosion should be spectacular.

posted on Jan 5, 2009 6:00 PM ()

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Oh man, Grumpy! I laughed out loud at this!!!!
comment by hayduke on Jan 12, 2009 12:02 PM ()
I hope everything is ok ..
comment by carrryon on Jan 11, 2009 5:18 PM ()
I gather you exploded? Where are you....
comment by cindy on Jan 11, 2009 2:08 PM ()
We aren't coming to see you tonight.
comment by elderjane on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM ()
I don't know what is funnier- your post, or the sign in the picture.
comment by dragonflyby on Jan 7, 2009 9:34 AM ()
Stay warm. Today was a nasty one here, but the sun is out now and it is nice outside. Good ole Houston weather.
comment by nenah on Jan 6, 2009 3:15 PM ()
Nice graphic! I have to call India to find out why the phone on the Vonage system rings at all hours of the day and night. I know, I'm probably wasting my time, but curiosity finally got the better of both of us (even tho she usually sleeps through it).
comment by jjoohhnn on Jan 6, 2009 11:43 AM ()
Funny that this is.But a great funny.I loved it.
Yes,the rates are going up here so that we can pay some of the money
That they spend when we have the ice storm a few weeks ago.
Cost them millions.They would have saved more,if they get off their
ass and clear the trees away from the lines.
Maybe with this storm,they are thinking about.
Thinking!!!!!!!do it!!!!!!!!!!
comment by fredo on Jan 6, 2009 10:57 AM ()
Now that you duck taped yourself inside, how do you plan on leaving the house?
comment by anacoana on Jan 6, 2009 9:30 AM ()
Boom! Boom! Those house shoes and unions burn like paper, you know! Better get some flame retardant pj's on before you light up a smoke!!
comment by redimpala on Jan 6, 2009 8:45 AM ()
Was that what I saw to the east of here. Really lit up the sky grump.
comment by texastar on Jan 5, 2009 8:29 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Jan 5, 2009 8:23 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Jan 5, 2009 8:11 PM ()
comment by anniel on Jan 5, 2009 7:47 PM ()
I thought that was a sonic boom I heard. Should have known it was a combination of your intestinal tract and beans. When will he ever learn, When will he ever learn? The answer my friend is BLOWING like the wind...(apologizes to P/P/& M
comment by mzscarlett on Jan 5, 2009 6:50 PM ()
you are sooooo funny!!! I love it!
comment by kristilyn3 on Jan 5, 2009 6:35 PM ()
Sounds like you like living dangerously
comment by larryb on Jan 5, 2009 6:23 PM ()

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