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Entertainment > Humor > A Helping Hand
 

A Helping Hand

A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00am by a loud pounding on the
door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there.

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!'

The man reconsiders, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' Comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.








posted on Aug 1, 2008 10:13 AM ()

Comments:

comment by donnamarie on Aug 29, 2008 7:56 PM ()
comment by walkwithgrace on Aug 9, 2008 11:40 AM ()
I love that one
comment by larryb on Aug 7, 2008 8:16 PM ()
Sounds like my brother.
comment by hayduke on Aug 4, 2008 12:00 PM ()
I have a friend who would do that.
comment by shesaidwhat on Aug 3, 2008 10:23 AM ()
Thanks for the laugh!!
comment by susil on Aug 2, 2008 8:26 AM ()
THanks for my daily laugh.
comment by solitaire on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 AM ()
wonderful. Much better than a murder story.
comment by drmaus on Aug 1, 2008 7:28 PM ()
funny stuff. didn't see that one comin'
comment by honeybugg on Aug 1, 2008 6:36 PM ()
comment by marta on Aug 1, 2008 5:52 PM ()
How funny!
comment by dragonflyby on Aug 1, 2008 5:13 PM ()
I got fooled again.
comment by dogsalot on Aug 1, 2008 4:09 PM ()
Did not expect this a swing.
Are you serious?
comment by fredo on Aug 1, 2008 12:22 PM ()
comment by mellowdee on Aug 1, 2008 12:02 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Aug 1, 2008 11:50 AM ()
goof
comment by mrsstu on Aug 1, 2008 11:17 AM ()
ya got me!
comment by elderjane on Aug 1, 2008 10:33 AM ()
nice...
comment by kristilyn3 on Aug 1, 2008 10:26 AM ()
comment by meranda on Aug 1, 2008 10:19 AM ()

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