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Home & Garden > Rex and His Con Dog Ways
 

Rex and His Con Dog Ways

Rex is supposed to be on a diet. I tiptoed to the kitchen,
after noting that apparently he was sleeping soundly, in order
to fix myself a couple of slices of toast. Before I could
get the bread in the toaster, he was in the kitchen in begging
stance with pleading eyes and a lolling tongue. He ended up
with three slices of buttered toast. Then he assumed the
position with his head on the floor and his butt in the air
for scratching. When a person gives him a good scratching
session he flops over and presents his belly for some of
the same.

He has molded us and our behavior so that he gets exactly
what he wants. He does this by being such a good boy that
you can deny him nothing. He is a picky eater when it comes
to dog food so that after he eats, he comes in and smacks
his lips so that I will praise him.

Fortunately children are not this wise or they would be
spoiled to death.

Ted is currently painting his picture, It is hard getting
the right paint for his fur since he is a mix of platinum,
strawberry and golden blond. It will be harder to capture
his raffish expression.

posted on Nov 8, 2012 5:16 AM ()

Comments:

Hehehe Yes he has trained you well... I love it. As long as you are happy and he is happy I think it's all good!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 12, 2012 9:43 AM ()
We are both happy!!!
reply by elderjane on Nov 14, 2012 6:18 PM ()
My dogs are the same. They can be sound asleep, but as soon as I open a cupboard door, there they are!
comment by dragonflyby on Nov 10, 2012 7:19 AM ()
The kitchen is the place where it all happens for them. They are so
much fun.
reply by elderjane on Nov 11, 2012 5:07 AM ()
mans best friend for sure , but some owners can be bad for them , have seen some terribly overweight dogs
comment by kevinshere on Nov 8, 2012 9:22 PM ()
Rex is big, he weighs 119 pounds but he isn't fat. He needs the weight off of his joints. They are so prone to joint problems.
reply by elderjane on Nov 9, 2012 1:11 AM ()
I will love to see the painting of Rex when done.
comment by fredo on Nov 8, 2012 1:39 PM ()
It is looking good. He has the expression.
reply by elderjane on Nov 9, 2012 1:11 AM ()
Benny helps himself to snacks outside. If he's not in the compost he's digging things up (we haven't figured out what) or eating the unmentionable. I don't cut him down on food since I don't know how much he eats outside and he needs a balanced diet, so he'll remain plump.
comment by jjoohhnn on Nov 8, 2012 11:26 AM ()
Rex is such a beggar! He has no other food source but we find it hard
to deny his pleading.
reply by elderjane on Nov 9, 2012 1:19 AM ()
Pets are pretty good at getting their way, aren't they. I hope we get to see the picture when he's done!
comment by maggiemae on Nov 8, 2012 10:35 AM ()
Yes, they are. BTW, your cat is beautiful.
reply by elderjane on Nov 9, 2012 1:20 AM ()
Reminds me of feeding the fox. I'd give him the meat scraps I'd saved, then some cat food, then some dinner rolls, and there he'd be, coming back for more. So I started making peanut butter sandwiches for him, and that seemed to be what he was waiting for.
comment by troutbend on Nov 8, 2012 9:52 AM ()
The peanut butter filled him right up. He got enough exercise to stay
slim. I wonder if he has his winter coat?
reply by elderjane on Nov 9, 2012 1:21 AM ()
I love the way you describe him. He sounds like a great dog. I have one dog across our street, Gus, a Springer Spaniel mix, who always dashes over when I go out. He loves us and recently got trapped in our garage and Ken, his daddy, had to come over and suggest we open the garage door.
comment by tealstar on Nov 8, 2012 5:19 AM ()
BTW, I found a cat tee shirt that says, "I came, I purred and I conquered.
reply by elderjane on Nov 8, 2012 9:32 AM ()
I always say that Rex is the second best dog we ever had although they
have all been great. Muffin has first place but then I was privileged to
have her for over ten years.
reply by elderjane on Nov 8, 2012 9:28 AM ()

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