Hi. My name is Rex and I am blogging for my Mom today.


Last night as I was taking my constitutional, I smelled a
warm furry body under the garden shed. I had been sniffing
something under there for a long time. Mom is unreasonable
about digging but she forgot to check on me. Conditions
were perfect. The ground had been too hard but we had a
nice rain and it was cool.

Talk about unreasonable! That black and white striped kitty
sure didn't want to play. He sprayed something horrible
right in my nose. When I scratched on the door and went in, my mom said, "I am not in the mood for a tomato bath tonight."
My dad said, "He is sleeping in the garage." Let me
tell you, I was hurt. I bark at all the senior citizens
walking by my house. I charm all visitors and when she sneaks
dog food into my bowl, as long as it is topped with a can of
chicken, I try to eat it. I am my Dad's nurse and when he
goes to bed I sleep with him. What more can a guy do?

Mom took her box of dryer sheets and rubbed me down. It
felt so good on my nose and all this oily old brown gunk
came off on them. She tucked one into my collar and rubbed
me down with cologne. I let her have her way with me because I am such a good boy. Besides it made me smell
better and I no longer had to grind my nose into the carpet.

Thanks for listening. Rex