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Entertainment > Humor > The Canadians Are Coming, the Canadians Are Coming
 

The Canadians Are Coming, the Canadians Are Coming

Although the topic of requiring passports to enter Canada may be old news, it has got me thinking about the gradual depletion of American rights.


Now I for one am all for a strict Canada/American border. Too long have we lived under the fear and oppression of these people. Their supremacy at hockey, universal health care and love of poutain is enough to keep one up at night.


But I wonder what will have to be taken away from ME in order to get me out in the streets protesting my rights back?


Definitely my high-speed Internet connection. If the government mandated all computers use 8600 baud modems I would stop taking showers, grow my hair out and start burning my bra in the streets.


Prohibition. Take my alcohol away and see what happens when I sober up.


Another rigged presidential election that takes place in the same state the winners brother is governor of. It was actually a little scary how easily that went by.


But as far as the Canadian border goes?! I say we build a wall. Hey it kept the invading Huns out of China for 1000 years!






ATTACK!!!!!

posted on July 10, 2008 6:08 PM ()

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Oh poutine... How I love thee...
comment by mellowdee on July 17, 2008 3:07 PM ()

Good one Nic
comment by shesaidwhat on July 14, 2008 12:59 PM ()
comment by panthurdreams on July 11, 2008 1:22 PM ()
I would make some commentary about rude & snotty french-canadians..but I am half french/indian (my fathers side of the family)
comment by redwolftimes on July 11, 2008 5:24 AM ()
"Ya, put 'em up! Put 'em up!" I say, while pugilistically thumbing my Canadian nose.
comment by nittineedles on July 10, 2008 6:47 PM ()

AJ
comment by lunarhunk on July 10, 2008 6:23 PM ()

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