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Entertainment > Humor > Can You Hold My Meat for a Minute?

Can You Hold My Meat for a Minute?

There is a show tonight so today I suffer from "Day of The Show Syndrome". I should be prepping my set list. I am instead stumbling through a disheveled house searching for my mind.

I swear I left it next to the microwave but it has magically vanished so now I search...

I freaked myself out with my last post about emergency preparedness or lack there of. I decided it was no way to live and went out and filled the barren freezer full of meat.

I was quite proud of myself. Was being the key word...

I came home from work yesterday and the freezer was dead... It passed away some time during the day. There was water all over the floor and everything was defrosting. ALL OF THAT MEAT! Stupid.

I had to find a temporary home for my meat. It was hard to find someone willing to hold that quantity of meat. I was afraid we would have to spit the meat up and have it all over town.

I finally found a Foster Freezer across town. It is safe and sound for now.

I have to get back to business. My mind should not be left to wander off without supervision.

posted on Dec 7, 2012 12:12 PM ()


You can even make a potential tragedy funny!
comment by elderjane on Dec 10, 2012 5:43 AM ()
Glad you found a spot! We've had that happen to us.
comment by maggiemae on Dec 9, 2012 8:23 PM ()
what an odd predicament.. Glad ya saved it tho!
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 8, 2012 6:41 AM ()
comment by jondude on Dec 7, 2012 4:37 PM ()

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