So there is a chat room here? I can't say I have ever had a real successful internet chat. I never know what to say. I think it even worst when I have my yahoo messenger open and some dip stick sends me the message a/s/l please. I hate it. I use to mess around and pretend to be older or younger from Virgina or California. I am always a female. Accept for one time I was a Unix. Just for kicks once. I don't know what to tell strangers. I hate the mandatory lists of informations they want and for what? To meet? I have only met one guy in person from the internet. Not good not good.

This guys picture was a lot like mine on here. The very best picture he had ever taken in his life. I think of him every time I see my pic. Anyhow, we chit chatted for a couple of weeks then decided to meet for coffee.

As soon as I seen him walk into the coffee shop I snook out with out ever making eye contact. Kidding. I am not that mean. I felt like it, but reminded myself looks are not everything. I have met people who have been so hard to look at first, but after getting know them I couldn't wait to see them. Believe it or not I have dated someone classified as a "little person" in all aspects. lol... cheap shot. Bad Witchy. I have even dated a guy with a crocked eye and moped. For reals, the scariest eyes, I mean rides I have ever been on.

Now back to the story. So this guy comes in looking glossy and pigdafied. Yes I made up that word. He was not a chunky guy but had the face of Babe, the pig. Babe is cute as a piglet but as a grown man it is strange and baffling. I am not here to attack his personal appearance. It was way more than that. He had an addiction. One I could not handle. Hold on to your seats. He was hooked on ibuprofen.

That is just too much. Give me someone with real problems. I am co-dependent and I can tell you what I am not going to waste my own sickness on ibuprofen. What would they say at Alanon?

So no more meeting dudes off the net. Random people just send me messages though as soon as I log into my messenger. My latest conversation with the best the web has to offer. I have no idea who he is and ironically he messaged me as soon as I started this post:

John S: john
Bahiyyih Mudd: ok
John S: u
Bahiyyih Mudd: so what do you want
John S: i wanted to know who the fuck this was
Bahiyyih Mudd: why i did not message you dip stick
John S: well thats why i wanted to know who ths was
Bahiyyih Mudd: that does not make sense fool
John S: your from kenn
Bahiyyih Mudd: oh gosh why in the world would I want to talk to you?
Bahiyyih Mudd: then get on your horse and get the hell out of dodge.
John S: lol
John S: not chevy/
Bahiyyih Mudd: i am not up for this crapola! I am writing an article about winners I have met chatting
John S: thats aawesome
Bahiyyih Mudd: look fool are you that bored?
John S: lol basically
John S: adn your on my buddlist for a reason haha
Bahiyyih Mudd: Look I should not be there. It must have been an accident. Maybe it is your girl friend trying to set you up
John S: haha dam you should be a comedian
Bahiyyih Mudd: I am you jack ass
John S: hahan S: i dunno
John S:
Bahiyyih Mudd: you should be a psychic
John S: lol
Bahiyyih Mudd: yes haha hehe I am working right now
John S: id rather be a genit
John S: genie
Bahiyyih Mudd: yes yes a genit so you can wear those cute pants right?
John S: hell yah
John S: or id rather be a budda ...
Bahiyyih Mudd: i am going to ignore you now
Bahiyyih Mudd: a buddah what the hell are you talking about? A cowboy buddah
John S: haha yeah
John S: or a cowboy genie
Bahiyyih Mudd: ok i am ignoring you now
John S: there i changed my pic
John S: now im not a cowboy anmore
John S: aare you hot?
Bahiyyih Mudd: ok I am not a freaken buttercup girl anymore
John S: lol
John S: haha
Bahiyyih Mudd: well john you are about to be a star
John S: lol
Bahiyyih Mudd: you are taking the staring role in my article
John S: nice

Another day another dipstick.