I am here fighting a cold or rather giving in to a cold. Laying around in day old pj's passing in and out of conscientiousness. Besides the hacking cough it isn't too bad. My head feels light and I keep zoning out to this very pleasant quiet place.

So I have been gone for a minute so here is a list of things that have happen since our last meeting:

1. I redeemed myself after the bad show. It is onward and upward! It made me more aware of myself and my material. I am proud to report that I have a tight 23 minutes! It should be thirty and is sometimes. My 23 is fit and tight and can kick the shit out of a out of shape 30. My 23 is a Ninja!

2. I hurt my back. I fell. It sucks! No more explanation needed.

3. A lunatic bashed out our front living room window. Middle of the night and rock was thrown so hard it went through the window and blinds and smashed a mirror on the wall. It was SCARY! The first thought I had was "THIS IS AN HOME INVASION!" It was great to know how me and the man react to emergency situations. We heard the crash and both of us sat up and yelled WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Then we sprang from the bed ready to kick some breaking in to our house ass! The perp never entered. Just walked on up to the house and hurled a rock through. The neighbors seen him and we called the cops. We were still scared for about a week after. The man hid random weapons around the house. Num Chucks, BBQ grill utensils and what not. We are prepared now!

4. I started working a full time day job. Ugh... I was working as a substitute. I was allowed to work when ever I felt like it, but the need for health insurance made me have to commit to a full time position. I can tell you this I HATE BEING PART OF A TEAM! There is no I in TEAM... I need I!!! I love I! EFF you team. No offence but I hates you.

5.I have gone gluten free then back again. Today I have had three portions of cookie dough and I am okay with that. I will try out aqua Zumba this coming Tuesday. I will be making some kinda bold moves in my swim dress. I am excited! I will go it alone, because awkward moments are what make great stories.

6. I had a blind cat for a minute, until it wondered off to where ever blind cats go. No I did not let him in my house, but I set him up outside with some tuna and water. Then he was gone. I am the first to admit I AM A BAD PET PARENT, but I did not kill our fish! Sure I threatened his life but it was not me. The fish had it coming... I can not say I am sad about his passing but I do not appreciate all of this finger pointing.

I guess that is all that is relevant at this time. I am thankful for this cold. It allowed me to slow down and write. I missed you guys!