Go home Nobel Laureates, give up future efforts, whosits has designed a shirt that looks good untucked. His life had no meaning, he was depressed, lost, unshaven, a broken man, and then, oh, then, he finally took his tape measure and cut an ordinary shirt to just the right length. The sun came out, birds started chirping again, he was saved and now he bops around town wearing his new, just the right length shirt, not (gulp) tucked! And could life be more beautiful.

And he wants you to be happy too, so buy his shirt. Or not. He calls his company Untuckit. Oh, adorable.

All you males out there, am I being cruel? Has this shirt really turned your lives around? Do you even know what I am talking about?

xx, Teal