I've been going through my Word docs and came across this gem. Perhaps I have posted this before,I can't remember. It bears repeating. These are tips for the evaluator. I sent it to my bff Sue, who was for a time, my supervisor at The Times.
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.â€
â€I would not allow this employee to breed.â€
“This employee is really not so much a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be.’â€
“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.â€
“When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.â€
“This young lady has delusions of adequacy.â€
“He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.â€
“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.â€
“Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.â€
“A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.â€
“He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.â€
“He’s been working with glue too much.â€
“He would argue with a signpost.â€
“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.â€
“When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell.â€
“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.â€
“Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.â€
“Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.â€
“He’s got two brain cells: one is lost and the other is looking for it.â€
“If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.â€
“If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.â€
“It’s hard to believe he beat out one million other sperm.â€
“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He only gargled.â€
“Takes him two hours to watch ’60 Minutes’.â€
xx, Teal