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Good Morning!

I'm getting ready to walk out the door. Just got hubby off to work and now it's my turn. Oh Goody! There are days that I just want to be at home.

An Old Fart

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."









Not sure what to make for supper but I'll dream something up. Have a great day all. I'll be back.

Happy Cooking,
Sum

posted on July 29, 2008 3:25 AM ()

Comments:

Those were great.Good Afternoon
comment by fredo on July 29, 2008 10:55 AM ()
The "Old Fart" sounds like my M-I-L.
comment by nittineedles on July 29, 2008 10:01 AM ()

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