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Food & Drink > Up Before the Alarm ...
 

Up Before the Alarm ...

It was suppose to snow and then turn to rain, I woke up to see the rain, all the snow is gone. Bummer!!

After today I am off for 5 whole days. It's gonna be like a mini vacation. And all I'm going to do is relax and enjoy hubby and Ra. We have a lot to be thankful for this year. I'll write more on that later.


The Joy of Christmas Cards

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

"What denomination?" asks the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."



Things You Can Say Only on Thanksgiving And Get Away With It!!


Talk about a huge breast!


Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


It's Cool Whip time!


If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!


Whew, that's one terrific spread!


I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


Are you ready for seconds yet?


It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


Don't play with your meat.


Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.


Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


I didn't expect everyone to come at once!


You still have a little bit on your chin.


How long will it take after you stick it in?


You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!


That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


How long do I beat it before it's ready?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!



I'm going to drink my coffee and watch the news for a bit before I have to get ready for work. Have a great day everyone.

Happy Cooking,
Sum

posted on Nov 25, 2008 1:18 AM ()

Comments:

Thank you for the chuckles
comment by grumpy on Nov 25, 2008 4:37 PM ()
All very funny. Thanks for sharing.
comment by busymichmom on Nov 25, 2008 11:52 AM ()
What snow,nothing here.Just plain old nasty rain.
comment by fredo on Nov 25, 2008 10:14 AM ()
Great jokes! Enjoy the time off!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Nov 25, 2008 7:55 AM ()
Thanks for the laughs.
comment by anniel on Nov 25, 2008 2:09 AM ()

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