We have lived in this house for over 10 years. I don't make a habit of changing the location of "where" things go nor "where" things are.

Yet, I have come to the conclusion that...

I'm the only one ...

who replaces the toilet paper

who knows where the batteries are

who sprays Tilex in the bathroom shower

who knows where the light bulbs are

who fills up the napkin basket

who knows where the cleaning supplies are

who cleans out the dryer lint trap

who knows where the giant jar of peanut butter is

who "sees" the ring in the toilet bowl

who knows where any one of the 18 pairs scissors are... and the tape... and the stapler...

who doesn't try to balance "just one more thing" on the already over flowing trash can

who knows when food is no longer safe to eat

who never leaves "JUST" a tablespoon of kool aid, milk, or juice in the container

who wipes out the microwave if food has EXPLODED all over the inside

who doesn't need to be reminded to "wash your hands", "cover your mouth", "change your underware", or "brush your teeth".



Honestly... these people and this house would be a mess if not for me!