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I Want My Check

If it doesn't come soon
I will give the government heck
I am but a simple tax payer
All I want is my check.
Take a vacation, pay some bills
Maybe for a start
But more likely I'll blow it all
On a shopping trip to Wal-Mart.
The government is trying to make us
happy
They say we should be glad
By getting a check from Uncle Sam
At Uncle Dubya we won't be so mad.
One trip to the gas station
Maybe one to the store
In these times now
I don't think you'll be able to do
much more.
What do with my windfall
The thoughts go through my head
Maybe for the cardboard box I live in
I'll be able to buy a futon bed.
This little poem I wrote
Was written mostly in jest
I know our government
And their intentions are the best.
But with gas so expensive
To work now I must ride a bike
I am waiting for next year
When they hit us with a tax hike.
(c)2008 T. LaFountain


posted on Apr 28, 2008 10:35 AM ()

Comments:

I've already spent mine too and it's not even here yet...
comment by elfie33 on Apr 30, 2008 9:57 AM ()
I've already spent my $300--didn't get much for it!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 28, 2008 6:53 PM ()
nittineedles is right a rap song.That a good idea Marge.
Tim check it out and rap it on youtube.
comment by fredo on Apr 28, 2008 2:01 PM ()
You could turn that poem into a rap song.
comment by nittineedles on Apr 28, 2008 12:23 PM ()
LOLOL. You got it just about right. XXOOK
comment by kathy98 on Apr 28, 2008 11:43 AM ()

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