I was to take an airplane
It was on time, last time I looked
Got to the counter
They said..sorry we've overbooked.
Sitting on the tarmac
On a crowded, steamy plane
Thinking why..oh why
Didn't I just take a train.
Got off the plane just in time
Took all my money back
Got on a train, damn my luck
Driver was texting, drove it off the track.
Got out of the hospital in just a day
Which to me was very good
Cause my health coverage
Doesn't cover like it should.
After all this time
I just can't catch a break
If the government does something right
Then someone there made a mistake.
You're right Sarah Palin
I am disatisfied that is true
But I'm not that crazy
That'd make me vote for you.
Jesse Ventura has got a show
Conspiracy theories galore
Except the one that explains
How he became a Governor.

(c)2010 T.LaFountain