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Entertainment > Humor > There Are No Secrets Left in Usa, Mr. Putin!
 

There Are No Secrets Left in Usa, Mr. Putin!

I'm trying to figure out why the Russians are still spending millions of dollars setting up high profile couples in luxurious homes to spy on us. Did you see these people's digs?  Take a look at a couple.



The home of Vicky Pelaez and Juan Lazaro, where the two were arrested.



The door at right leads to 35B Trowbridge Road in Cambridge, Mass, a residence owned by Donald Heathfield and Tracey Foley,
Evidently Vladimir Putin has not yet shed his paranoia from his days in the KGB.  Doesn't he realize the United States no longer has any secrets?
All he need do is watch the News to get the lowdown on when and where we plan to attack and exactly what the time of day. We even go so far as to announce how many troops we will send, exactly which battleships and subs are steaming into the region and what their weaponry onboard is.
And hasn't he figured out yet that we are so focused on rooting out some religious terrorist in some country no one has ever heard of that we don't have time to be building any super secret weaponry.  Even if we did have the time, we for darn sure don't have the money.
Check out the internet, Mr. Putin.  It's all right there for you.  We're in a heck of a financial mess here in the good ol' US of A.---how much we owe China, Japan, England, the American citizen etc. and just how much we are continuing to borrow just to cover the interest.  
Why bother getting a spy hired as a Harvard professor? Just watch the hearings on television for Supreme Court Appointee Kagan.  The Republicans are doing their dead level best to uncover everything there is to know about the liberal leanings of Harvard grads.
As for the Harvard business alumnae, they are all busy running investment banking houses where they continue to sell derivatives insured to eventually collapse the financial market again. Even I know that!  You see, I do read the internet and watch television!
Then there's our esteemed President--Mr. Obama, who is trying to get regulations passed to rein them in while the Republicans keep crying on Fox News that we don't need regulations--that competition will right the wrong.  Mr. Putin, if you believe that, we need to talk about some prime real estate I have out in Nevada!  Maybe you could set up a couple of your spies out in Las Vegas.  I hear it's rife with intrigue.
Once again, though, if you really want to engage the moral compass of America, why not just watch "Keeping Up With The Khardasians."   Secrets?   What are those???
And for the life of me, I can't figure out how putting an agent into the New York real estate market is going to net you any juicy spy news.  Just check out the the New York Times newspaper legal section.  All the bankruptcies are right there!  So are the dealings of the movers and shakers.  Ask The Donald!  He'll tell you! 

Actually, I feel kind of sorry for these poor folk.  Here they were, living high on the hog, thanks to you, while tending their yards, coaching their kids in soccer, having backyard barbeques; and, in general, just enjoying life until along comes the nasty FBI, messing up everything for them.
Oh, well, as the saying goes, "Nothing lasts forever!"  


posted on July 1, 2010 8:56 AM ()

Comments:

Putin seems a day late with his accommodations. You're right. We have no secrets. The world knows our mindset.
comment by tealstar on July 2, 2010 3:21 PM ()
Quite honestly, what ever happened to the press suppressing the release of information in the interest of national security. The public's need to know should be superceded by the concern for the welfare of the public.
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 6:13 PM ()
I love reading spy novels, but I hope I never meet any of them in person because I don't like sneaky people.
comment by kitchentales on July 2, 2010 1:37 PM ()
We don't have a lot of spies in Oklahoma. Our politicians are all too dumb to be privy to any national secrets.
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 6:14 PM ()
It really is hilarious because so much really is available on the news and the internet which can be accessed from anywhere!
comment by dragonflyby on July 2, 2010 8:33 AM ()
It's all out there for anyone to read. It really bothers me that we put our laundry, dirty and otherwise, on view to the whole world.
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 6:16 PM ()
Ellie says Putin was KGB and will always be KBG. He runs the present
chief executive and all attempts toward democracy are dead in Russia. Who
knows what they were trying to get at?`
comment by elderjane on July 2, 2010 6:00 AM ()
My evaluation exactly. Putin is a thug in a $2000 suit.
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 7:57 AM ()
My solution: No need for spies anymore. We sell them our "secrets," and we can use the cash, believe me. Why should traitors and spies get all that cash when the government could have it?
comment by jondude on July 2, 2010 5:59 AM ()
Absolutely! We could pay off our national debt!!
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 7:58 AM ()
they're checking out what you have with your fries
comment by kevinhere on July 2, 2010 12:17 AM ()
Of course!! Why didn't I think of that!
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 5:11 AM ()
Very clever--and so true!
comment by solitaire on July 1, 2010 4:56 PM ()
Thanks! What scares me is just how true it is!
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 5:11 AM ()
Did we have one couple here in NH?not sure.
comment by fredo on July 1, 2010 2:20 PM ()
I'm not positive, although I don't recall a couple in New Hampshire.
reply by redimpala on July 1, 2010 2:58 PM ()
That explains everything! Palin, the master spy!!!
comment by redimpala on July 1, 2010 9:31 AM ()
Old habits die hard, I guess.
comment by hayduke on July 1, 2010 9:07 AM ()
Guess so!
reply by redimpala on July 1, 2010 9:31 AM ()
Ah but Putin is afraid Palin can see his bedoom from Alaska!!
comment by greatmartin on July 1, 2010 9:01 AM ()
Oops! My response posted above Hayduke's comment.
reply by redimpala on July 1, 2010 9:33 AM ()

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